Community Workers for FOX NEWS
Dirty Needles productions presents: I Was A Rolling Stone Hailstone Groupie, starring a young law student who took a Day Off in 1962 and her heart turned into ice. Danke Schoen.
Janice the Hot Dog Justice on Fox is covering today’s Mexican weather report.
Sombras nada mas… from “The Stones up above”… Give’em Shelter.
In Puebla de La Nueva Generación de Zaragoza, a freak HAIL storm landed exclusively on federal police and that nation’s Republican Guard.
Stones the size of Keith Richards noggin fell on the winter-camouflaged law enforcement agents.
No siempre es fácil repartir abrazos. A veces ni los quieren recibir
byu/peanutmilk inmexico
The Sergeant Major in charge relayed that the GRAVITY OF ridiculously tight uniforms are the inspiration of ALFONSO CUARÓN and that the reason for this failure in tactical gear and battle-dress-uniforms statement was the result of the logistics officer listening to The Fox weather report on the Canadian-branded AccuWeather pay–as–you-Cumulus points on Cloud Nine.
Dear, Mark Brnovich, please get your cutlines in order, “The Alamo” was not a Mexican “invention”, the invaders were barricaded in that piss-depository, albeit its historicity.
The Stones up there would not let Mí tell a lie, that there fellow is a Fake Mexican, he was born in “Campo de los Franceses, Spanish for “Field of the Frenchmen””, he is probably KIN to that French fellow who floats his space pod to the tune of them Beach Boys. Say no to Fake News and bring in the Real Lies. Satisfaction on Route 66. Fuck You Jon Schofield 🎸… sponsored by Taco Belle.
Here, Miranda, devine tale follows… but you have to eat your weathering Wheeties 🥊🥋🏓🪃🎲
Hey, Donna!
Tell it like it is, don’t be afraid to call it a Global Meltdown. Regardless of the array, Donna!, ‘donita’ rolled on sugar, now that your co-host saw the video, will he be compelled to call the Yosemite fire’s what they really are? Wild is one thing that these fire’s are not. Perhaps these fire’s are as predictable as those freedom mass shootings that are all the rage in Freedom Land.
https ://aaregistry .org /story /the-alamo-why-did-it-happen
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