Sam Stein invita… Telemundo presenta:
La Faena
Your “daily” Beast, now.
Née: le 31 octobre 1994 à Mexico (Ville)
Alternative : le 16 mai 2015 à Morelia, toro “Dominico” de Carranco, parrain El Dandy, témoin Javier Conde
Paloma rosa
Meanwhile in Manhattan, en Manhattan es la alternativa de Mamdani en TELEMUNDO
She turned into a zombie, but all that she ever wanted was to become a Panther… a Panther that is truly Pink!
TKT l’inspecteur 🔎 invita 🔍 Right On before Darkness, Curtis… 🐝-Fo the darkness.
🎩 Think 🪄
Grabiel es el nombre que más odio en un mesero.
Goooooooo, Dodgers ✊🏽
🎶 Well here he is Pink Panther
The rinky-dink Panther
and it’s as plain as your nose 🐽
that he’s the one and only truly original
Panther Pink from Head-to-Toe
It’s Amateur Night en la Alberto Balderas y El Zapata is at the mound, 🪄 Toronto leads the Series 3 – 2.
And, Alicia Menendez… No Tengo Dinero 🫰🏼SNAP🫰🏼SNAP.
Issy-arriba-Juárez…
… pero que necesidad
Intermission
¡Olé! Like Bull, it’s a three-letter word… and for the record 🔍 The Pink Panther’s tail is the third letter in the alphabet 🔎 or the letter “see” if you can spell MEXICO… sin acento, —of course. Tecate, invita.
Well hot-diggity-dog, Öüï got U.S. an old fashion ball game for All Hallows Eve, who knows, maybe all The Saints might come marching in if the Séries crosses over to November in E.S.T. ; in C.E.T. however, it is already a guarantee that Game Six will begin AFTER MIDNIGHT on All Saints Day… Día de Los Fieles Difuntos if you speak the Langue, —doc.
“A coin toss,” that’s what 50 Billion buys U.S. !
Well i’ll-be-damned… i was under the impression that Tucker Carlson was a “neo-Con” after 5 pm in EST and a closeted Nazi all-day long. It! (that motherfucker) goes to show Ewe just how little Öüï knows about bullfighting…
News from the Louvre, a new doctrine is in the midst and it transcends The Potomac (con ínfulas del Nilo) all the way to The Yangtze, the new doctrine called by people-who-know on the Carlson Tucker Show reference the policy as the “Don Monroe” doctrine in honor of all of the criminal enterprises (gangsters) who in different epochs and eras controled the world. The first order of business for the new warlords is to shut elected officials from intelligence briefings where “fisherman hunting” attacks are discussed and planed.
if Eye is KKKnot mistaken, a ese quite³ lo llaman “El Trincherazo” and The Pharaoh of Texcoco executed it better than any of Alexander The Great’s heir in the Ptolomy region of Africa.
³~. Pronounced Ki-té, if you don’t speak the Langue, doc
It pays to know what’s coming, Cousin Joe is moving to 👅 Languedoc.
☢️ ⚾ ☢️
Oh, SNAP 🫰🏼at the risk of sounding like the fool on Morning Joe’s hill (Andre Roos Sor’s kin) this might very well be the most exciting World Series since the Civil War of 1863 in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Of course little ol’Eye states this with very little knowledge of the so-called “American Pastime”, which of course is bullfighting, and even less about baseball.
King Kimchi and a side of fries 🍟 with ketchup.
So, how about them Poetic Reaganomics? Next thing Ewe knows it’s going to get reel☢️cold at Bikini Atoll
Langue doc, do you speak it?
The five “f’s” of the Financial Times:
Horse meat for the masses.
And Willie Geist, happy Halloween ⚾… enjoy the bif steak 🇦🇷… but seriously, Mike “Bar Nicole”, have you tried the new A.I. beef from Milei? Tastes just like fake dog food.
As fake as a Play-Doh™️ground beef patty on Air Force One.
…
Issy-mister-Martínez en El País de “La Suerte”, I’ve been trying to tell Doña Lira Saade en La Jornada de la CDMX, de que yo no elijo la nota nuestra de cada día, I just happen to see the strings (sometimes) a day or two in advance ; como por ejemplo con la relevancia del creador de Héctor Belascoarán Shayne, entonces pues señor Martínez Ahrens y con el permiso de morena en “la mañanera” de Sheinbaum (🇲🇽) el próximo toro le corresponde a Juan Gabriel.
De Paso — Same ol’Paco… tacos re doblados.
Pero Que Necesidad
Still up before the game… what else you got Siren, what’s the 411?
[Para eso me gustabas…
Jazz is dead]
Gimme some… or are you just samplin’ the waves on la Seine?
Intermission before Game IV
Candela
We Love L.A. but respect to Toronto ⚾… Boston were such bitches the last time L.A. played 18 innings.
It’s been 60 days since I’ve had my last joint of marijuana, 59 days since my last hit of hash and 24 hours since my last mushroom… waiting for December to hit Mary Jane again—it’s a love affair.
Las Estupidas Calaveritas…
When you can’t find the door
Take It To The Limit
With that out of the way, it’s time to bring on The Dead and Öüï is not talking about García, Captain Trips, but the real dead, cocksuckers around the world dress up like a French “catrina” and call that garb Mexican… garbancera is what POSADA ment it to be but being a “criollo” tradition pop-culture will find a GÜEY to embrace whatever James Bond dictates.