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Thyme to Cha-cha 🌴 i’m the driver

Paris, France. 11 July, 2024_ Carnaval barkers are just about ready to greet Stephen Spielberg on La Seine, for the occasion, the Paris City Hall Green Works Division sent a shout-out to El Ey mayor, Karen Bass, by chopping down a young 🌱 elm that blocked the view of some ticket holding schmuck at the Tartines en Seine.

Fuck an elm plant a palm.

… to they in history:

1940 – The Vichy France regime is formally established. Philippe Pétain becomes Chief of the French State, George Clooney’s mom sang La Marseillese with the aid of Milo Minderbender’s Elite Brass Band.

And in local news, the price of coffee beans soared to heights only reached by coconut-less worthless PALMS 🤲🏻, to celebrate the occasion, Parisian Mayor Anne Hidalgo vowed to plant a replacement PALM for ÉVRY elm three cut downed for obstructing The View of Olympic ticket holders to La Seine in Châtelet.

Save an Elm³, fuck a Palm Tree 

Where were we… ah, yes. The Ocean — The 11th Inter-Squadron Parade Jamboree.

 

Quote of the Week:

Now I question whether George Clooney has really spent a lot of time with President Biden in person, I am more of a Matt Damon guy than a George Clooney guy.

Sen. (D-DE) Chris COONS.

Opportunistic elitist prick that George Clooney is, mister أمل علم الدين° wasted no time and decorated the entire quadrant of the Bazar Hôtel de Ville (BHV) with espresso machine paraphernalia advertisment, Jean Dujardin was seen around Le Beaubourg peddling out samples of espresso aluminum capsules to Catholic students from the Saint Merri-Institute of Le Marais. 

°~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Amal_Alamuddin

Any how, Cousin Joe, you know who else can go fuck himself on today’s date?

Only on The George Clooney Show.

Alexander Hamilton, Cousin Joe, that’s who:

1804 – A duel occurs in which the Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr mortally wounds former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton.

But hey, it’s like Peter Baker from The El Paso Times said this morning on the George Clooney Show, “our side of the press room does not take sides, that’s Mara’s side… they are the opinionated at The El Paso Times, knot U.S..”.

And it is with that spirit that even The New York Times wished that it had, that Öüï switch it over to The Stone Roses and The Picture of Mara Gay… just the facts, ma’am:

/2024/06/17 /the-who-the-youngen-sitters³/

Por ejemplo, Mara Gay, do you know what George Clooney didn’t talk about during his morning show? That’s right Peter Baker from The El Paso Times, George Clooney did not addressed the impeachment called upon two SCOTUS Justice’s by AOC.

Here’s the Standard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, it will represent Shakespeare. On the other side of La Mancha is Cervantes 🇪🇸 Molière was busy on account that Jean de La Fontaine stormed La Prison de Vincennes in an attempt to free his main donor from the hole where Colbert (that motherfucker) threw him in just as Molière was staging “Les Fâcheux” at Vaux-le-Vicomte.

Needles to say, La Fontaine kicked Poquelin’s ass because Molière was the useful idiot in Colbert’s plan to take over The Jimmy Kimmel Show… and that’s why the Musketeers sucked against a 16 year old Cid.

“Because it’s Wreakable”, said Gordon Gekko

And, Ananas Giridharadas replies, can Eye get a Bud, Fox?

Everybody wants to be a Tanker, but only a Distinguished Armor Technician knows that the Real Bud is brewed in The Czech Republic.

Page 182 P2:

The surly Zoran, in his wheelchair, moves from the metro entrance to the basement of Les Halles. I call him by his first name, he stares at me suspiciously without recognizing me. I introduce myself. He frowns, nods and declines contact. Occasionally, he shares his patch of pavement under a metro awning the with other companions and his radio [sic]. He’s aging fast. The last time I saw him, he was asleep, broken on the edge of his armchair in a basement next to an elevator in the Forum des Halles. Does he ever sleep in a bed? How does he manage to live on the streets, trapped in his chair? These questions open up an abyss I don’t feel brave enough to explore.

Now go “Romancing” with The Stones and don’t forget to take Mika’s little helpers, you son of a bitch!

Anyhow, Marjolena Kalten Porter-Sax… and the sign said,  you have to have a membership card. I told you yesterday that Gordon Gekko would be rewarded with an anti-greed documentary.

 

To they in His story:

Partout où nécessité fait loi
(“Wherever necessity makes law“)

10 July, 1940

The Vichy government is established sous les jupes de Stephen Spielberg at the Eiffel Tower, Semolina Pilchard reports. 

1985 – The Greenpeace vessel Rainbow Warrior is bombed and sunk in Auckland harbour by French DGSE agents, killing Fernando Pereira 

🥖 ☢️ 🏝️

On 22 September 1985, the French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius summoned journalists to his office to read a 200-word statement in which he said: “The truth is cruel,” and acknowledged there had been a cover-up, he went on to say that “Agents of the French secret service sank this boat. They were acting on orders.“

10 July, 2019

Hitler’s dream goes to die in México, in Puebla of all places, “the last of 5,961« Special French DGSE Edition » BEETLES… are sent to a museum. “From the nazis to the hippies, the end of the road of The Beetle happened in Mexico, where it was reproduced by the thousands³”