La Marsellesa, versión: Vikingos.
— Por aquellas últimas décadas del Siglo IX la ciudad de París aún no era la manoseada…
Contexto para menonitas—a seguir… Uso Justo de Televisa y Bernie Gómez!
— CUT!!! God dang it, Will Farrell! It’s “La Más Deseada,” not “la manoseada”… and for the Last Time, use your “acento gringo,” for this fucking movie, ¡papá! Take Five! ACTION!
… pour aqueyias últimas dékadas del Siglou Nuhgueve ( antes del “Bebé HeyZuz”) la Sí–huDad de Paríz aún no’era “La Más Deseada,” de loüs aspirantes a majestrías y doctorhados del CoNaCyT.
[Enter Diego Luna]
Apophenia and the Historicity in the Metonym of a viking war vessel as digressed from Diego’s Shadow. If you see a dragon, or dreki you’d be as mistaken as all of the sagas that refer to viking war vessels as drakkar(s), [Lebecq, pg. 57]. The correct interpretation of Diego’s shadow is as simple as knowing how to recognize a fake plant —you know: a prop! And as to the agreed terminology for a viking long vessel it is: langskip, skiper; if it involves a warship, then the term to use is: snekkja, ibid.
— Así es Armando, por aquellos días “la hermana República del Yucatán” todavía era una Selva Virgen, y París simplemente un punto medio entre los ríos de La Sena, La Yonne y el Marne, y por eso, un importante puerto rivereño en donde el pan viejo del Shérif Otto era el único que crujía —antes de que lo remojaran (al pan viejo, no al viejo Otto)— aunque eso si, siempre y cuando alguno de los nietos de don Carlos Magno no estuviera haciendo su
mis-en-scene en la Île de la Cité.
[Enter Gael García Bernal]
ibid…
Así es Diego, y por aquellos días de noviembre, pero del año 885 de nuestra Era Común, el Shérif que más se la rifó en contra de los vikingos Sigfried, Rollo, y dice Hollywood que hasta el mismísimo “Culottés Guangos” o “Shaggy Breeches” mejor conocido como Kirk Douglas, alias RANGAR LODBROK; autor intelectual del Sitio de Paris que llevaría a su carnal Rollo a convertirse en el Shérif de Normandía, fue nada menos y nada más que el legendario Shérif de Eudes.
[Shift to Armando Álvarez]
Así es, Mouzart Trropical, tienes toda la razón pero no te adelantes como el Río Yonne, mira Gael, mejor toma asiento porque PRImero se te vino La Casa de “Ese Padre”, el Rey: Carlos “El Pelón”… quien dirigió a los bandoleros de Rangar Lodbrok a que fueran a darles lata a los ancestros del Hombre más guapo de San Diego, California: Ron BURGANDY… O algo así.
… More context follows, this is just the trailer, Gary.
Do you speak American?
U.S. Military And CIA Leaders May Be Investigated For War Crimes
That, we do: Feliz Día de La Primera Revolución del Siglo XX. •—_—•. Good Morning, 🎶 Time keeps on moving—moving__into the Future… Tick-Tock-tick_tock”… •—_—•. Meanwhile, in San Diego, it’s right before the 11th Hour on the p.m. dial, while in Rome it is already El XX de Noviembre, or Mexican Revolution Day, a day that since 2015 became as inconsecuential as the commemoration of the Russian Revolution, which had an early death courtesy of Joseph Stalin; while in Mexico, the long agonizing excution sentance on that important revolt was handed by a man called Carlos Salinas de Gortari. Enjoy your mother-fucking Coronas!… Meanwhile, over at the White Picked Fences block of Pennsylvania Ave, in Washington D.C., a Roman telegram was shaking things up.
Manadel al-Jamadi did not quite die with the same recorded cruelty as Rangar Lodbrok’s fate would have him depart his cruel world. Rangar was thrown into a pit if vipers, while al-Jamali, on the other hand died a slow bureaucratic by-the-numbers death in the confines of Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison “after he was suspended from the ceiling by his wrists which were bound behind his back,” according to a repost from the news agency clearinghouse, huffpost dot com.
Rangar and Manadel have nothing in common, except for the way that they died. Did they deserve the cherry on top of their departed souls? Who knows, but one thing is for sure, the world is not a better place for those actions.
Con Lujo de Detalle… the huffpost went on to repost:
Former military policeman Tony Diaz, who witnessed al-Jamadi’s torture, said that blood gushed from his mouth like “a faucet had turned on” when he was lowered to the ground. A military autopsy concluded that al-Jamadi’s death was a homicide. However, the AG ultimately refused to prosecute the Bush officials responsible for the torture and deaths of those two men.
… “so it goes.”
Los retazos de inspiración: https ://youtube .com /watch?v=OLKZOxQua6I
Pantelion Films & Gary Sanchez Productions… del Catálogo de Televisa (WATCH OUT, Sarah Silverman! Don’t be a willing victim). Casa de Mi Padre, starring, Armando Álvarez, as Will Farrell.
Vía: http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1702425/videoplayer/vi1267376409?ref_=vi_prev_btn
Postcards from Rome… when the shadow of a Fallen Empire, checks the New Kid on The Block, courtesy of La Via Romana, and a re-post from the Huffington Post:
Al regresar… Los mejores tamales, de acuerdo a La Guía Michelin®
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a1044f6e4b023121e0e9313?section=us_politics
Lebecq, S., “7 Mystères de l’epopée des Vikings: n° 2, a quoi ressemblaient leurs bateaux?. Page 57, Le Figaro Histoire; Août–Septembre 2017… n° 33. Imaye Graphic. http://www.lefigaro.fr/histoire
