And in Nantucket… Cousin Joe is securing the Mansion

Cousin Joe’s National
Lampoon’s Pandemic Vacation

At Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts, the prohibitively and tragically rich, are locking up the New American Castles. And of course, they (the rich fat cats) are depressed about it, while they haggle the wages of their unpaid gardeners and landscapers.

The Sole of America

The Sole of America is out of thread .::. 3924E658-BF80-4BE1-9BBD-CEED594CC708 🦠

In Military news, the U.S. Navy crucifies actual leaders and REWARDS psychopathic NAVY Seals for committing WAR CRIMES.

The Thread from Madrid

Dear, Acting Secretary of the Navy. Hon. Thomas B. Moldy …. Thomas B. Modly from O.H.I.O, please be advised that the following opinion paragraph must be read in a Captain Jack Sparrow’s father voice, and yes, —sir— D.A.T. D.A.R.E motherfucker is an actual Rolling Stone.


Indeed, “Qué bonitos son los hombres,” dijo el General Francisco Villa… independientemente del uniforme que ellos porten, and that is something that a toy soldier in boarding school will never understand or get; even if he was installed as Commander–in–Chief.

Now, then Mr. Moldy … Modly,  no one here at staff is questioning your service to the country, you sir, unlike that incompetent POTUS you call ‘boss’ are a former  U.S. Navy pilot, however, sir, let’s not forget the  spotlight incident that got you the position that you are currently warming the chair for, and by this we mean the next ACTUAL secretary of them floating fortresses that DONALD JOHN TRUMP, and you, sir, just compromised.

We [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] are, however, questioning WHAT EVER HAPPENED to them “wheelbarrows full of cold hard cash, that Paul Bremer (N° 3) lost while toppling Saddam Hussein. You were the … wait for it, Eye is going to take a nap…

Man! that was one long nap. As we woke we heard D.A.T D.A.R.E. ‘black spy’, hey There, Nance, long time no see. How ’bout them pentagon boys, eh!? Sycophants at their best.

Meanwhile across The Atlantic, Dr. Jon Meachum is only slightly out of tune, here’s how:

It is not that the COVID–19 recognizes a “republican” governor across them Southern states, but rather, professor Meachum, D.A.T. the DEATH CULT of theUltra Rich” want the very—very poor dead. Why, sir, do you think that the MEGA churches are allowed to stay open? it’s a perfect opportunity for The preachers that hire Kanye West, to get them old nanas and grandpaws infected so that they (los fieles) send their money to Kenneth Copeland so that ‘he’ not Baby Jesus, anoint their Stay in Heaven.

Dear, God: hoy sí hubo Jazz! Yeah.

Hello, Sir, and or Madam…

Rue Rivoli

Page 681 .:. D6ED75C0-9DBE-4C55-914E-D6448CACB419 •|• Impasse SATAN, “búsquele bien. Cerca de ese callejón sin Salida usted podra encontrarse con el pasaje Dieu (page 195*). Un habitante del lugar le dio ese nombre a l’impasse, en 1907, su nombre actual. Devons~nous rappeler que Satan est le chef des démons et qu’il cherche à mener L’HUMANITE à sa chute. Recall that this evil MONSTER took on the appearance of a snake to tempt Eve, at The Paradise (a Vodka Bar near Rue Rivoli; pg. 633). Et n’oubliez surtout pas que, même de nous jours, il prend souvent les aspects les plus AFFRIOLANTS pour nous détacher du Seigneur… AUSSI, tous ensemble, entonnons « Vade retro Satanas » •|• “Shit!” Responded, Lucifer; followed by a “pleased to meet you [too],” adding, —now that you know one of my many “passports and visas” names. —^•!•^— Source: Bernie Stéphane’s OWN, “Dictionary of street names”, in Lutecia, Paname, París. Ediciones, Mengès, Janvier MMV. Nouva Staampa Mondadori, ITALIA.

Please don’t allow Navy officer (seal) Edward Gallagher, the opportunity to become a police officer. Or a deputy sheriff, not even a shopping mall guard.

War criminal

War Crimes, and misdemeanors. •|• Episode One… de lesa humanidad.. The problem with some cops.

A–Men. A man and a woman (since the eradication of the Neanderthal) are the only ones responsibles for all the Live~Evil on this Planet, 3rd Rock from The Sun, casi esquina con 30 Rockefeller Plaza, at Babylon II.