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🎶 You can pump up Évry member of yer’Family in 🍝Meaux

And, Élise Jordan, you know who else got a RAINBOW FROG? Jesus Fucking Christ, of course.

And, Reverend Al, as the honorary Mexican that you are, please remind all them crackers at MSNBC that Eye, is not a vagrant, Eye is a motherfucking HoBo. Issy, I sure reached for that one on the Amazons.

Take Mí Down To The Paradise City, but please keep them Rosbifs out of sight, Eye can’t stand the sight of their filthy teeth 🦷.

Any how, to make sense of Meaux and it’s its Brie, you would have to speak to a French medical intern who went to Mongolia to do his internship while Dr. Poisson was taking care of a big ol’Blues playing fellow who had a heart attack at athe CDG in 2011.

One can see a lot of things through the rearview mirror if one is on the driver seat, and whatever the thoughts (on that doctor’s mind) my trip to Meaux was to visit the WWI sites and the Roman ruins that still have to be re-discovered. I also was really motivated to see where the French test their re-animation techniques on pigs, but one has to have access to their mess-halls 🍽️ (slash) orgy rooms, and my brain is just way too-small for that.

No filter:

Previously on “A Very Special Gordon Sullivan Christmas”, it’s ‘Murder By Numbers”.

Don’t Ewe MotherFUCKERS forget that I (Armando Segovia) am only your humble messenger, but you just keep being beautiful and precious.

And, Reverend Al… Merry New Year to Jesse Jackson, aussi.

Oh, Ewe 8 a Tutu — nice White Swan in Nice

And, Cousin Joe, Merry Christmas, you filthy Animal.

Ciao Bella, is that Asti 🇮🇹 Ewe got D.A.R.E.

—👮🏻‍♀️ What’s for breakfast, América?

Yeah’Ya (o sea, y ELLA) le contestó 🪶.

—💅 Snails. That’s for breakfast 🥞 unless off course youse feeling like a caníbal pizza this early on in a Sunday morning:

Easy like Lionel’s ⚽Ritchie Rich Morning. MACHETE is a fag.

Full-disclosure: although I have never been to Spain, i can’t in all honesty give the same equivalency for Italia, for you must remember this, i buried Titus, so, lorem ipsum dolorEm# vicious …

 

De “a grappa” means Free in Tecate, and all along them Watch Towers, aussi, —Bay-bee!

 

Let’s review:

El toledo in “El Chuco³” is what John would call the WC en Disneylandia o, “el váter” en Castilla.

Allá en el rancho grande, es decir, en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, “el tolido”, is a sort of anglicism called ‘pochismo’  that the gringos of el periodo de Sustitución de Importaciones del ProNaf of the 1950’s, would use at La Corrida de Toros when referring to a place en La Mancha, lugar del que  yo no quiero acordarme.

³~. El Paso, Texas, U.S.A.

Entonces de la misma manera, “de a grapa”, literally a staple, the kind that one might use to, you know, staple something together, borrows the first three letters of the word GRAtis, and so, grapa pues, means that something of value is free, like say indentured or forced labor is, to The Very French in Canada.

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