It’s morning in América… Tijuana edition.

Meanwhile at Issy-de-fippo, it’s la carte blanche to the H.R. MGMT department of models married to peoples who fuck with the stars.

Secrets in Plain Pinault.

Live from Control 32 on msnbc… Bald people for Trump in New York. It’s MORNING in TJ… On the way to I-95.

Send $5 bucks, in Mika’s name.

The Star Hustler, para espontáneos.

And we begin in Mexico where a Devil comet and a Solar eclipse are at la pirámide de Aztlán en Chapultepec drinking a latte when Hilarity walks in and slaps a rabbit onto president AMLO right onto where Paul Stanley’s  KISS 💋 Star goes, and if you are into ORGANILLERO boxes, son SOMBRAS nada más… 👌

Sombras nada mas, ombres pues!.

… but wait, Eddie Murphy steps in and callS the Rabbit Shade, “straight-up PROPAGANDA,” adding that AMLO’s shade on face is no WABBIT! Silly Tom, ask Jerry.

… and Jerry replies in his trademark mute 🔇, that’s right, Eddie Murphy, that’s no Waskaly Wabbit, that there is a Donkey, just like Ewe.

And then Shrek requests that the image on AMLO’s face is edited for accuracy with AN³ ASS.

³~. Aristegui Noticias 📻

Shake your remesas, makers.

🎶 We fell in found love in a hopeless place.

After the break, it’s rich people in Palm Beach, and in Cannes, Pauline Godart goes post-apocalyptique on International Water Your Sports Coat Day after she discovers that Mika Brzezinski and Pauline Paccard have fused their wardrobes in décalage with Day-light Saving Times.

But first, it’s another edition of Secrets in Plain Sight at Libération on Pau24.

“Now don’t be modest, now KNOW Moore, talking… », Öüï all know that the great 🔥 of April 15 became “patrón” of the 45 000 « Tous Mecécès ! » on the Carrousel de la Libération de André Le Notre on the ‘Grande Allée’ de Vaux Le Vicomte.

Indeed, It’s The End Of The World. Cat, mouse and donkey are outing the rabbit 👯‍♂️ ears on Playboy.