Dear, Infante Eric… don’t despair you could be the next Juan Carlos I

Hello, fortunate son, for the record, your father was the American president who got all giddy at Bastille Day. Your father was the one who acted like a little aristocratic boy visiting Disneyland for the first time.

There just isn't enough hours

There just isn’t enough hours [or bandwith] to keep up with the richness of Fantasy with this bunch… EYE love it! .:. 552AE7F8-1623-4348-AC62-442B6578545C .:. Give this woman a David Icke youtube channel.

Your father, señor infante, looked more like a Mexican president eating a piece of Cake inside Versailles. And don’t get me started with Buckingham Palace, mi querido Eric the Prince, because your “colega”, PRINCE Andrew, is grounded and he can’t come out to play.

Zat you Primera Dama?
Or is D.A.T. the pale light of your sister*
the loon?

Got Crayons®️

Got Crayons®️⚜️ 28A03527-0C1D-4B83-A3E7-1D0E26B97AF7 🖍 I’ve got your box of Crayola, negrita… “you wild bitch!”… must be read in a Gov. Le Petomane voice. No restrictions apply, plus shipping and handling.

So let’s instead, sir, listen to your step-mom, who is already wearing a Combat-Catwalk Vietnam era Army Green dress jacket and matching police woman dress, what a strongman housewife… a nurse dress from a M.A.S.H. Unit would have looked better on FLOTUS.

Caminito de la escuela — n°4: se cayó el Zoom, profe

Adventures in transliteration… deer, Cousin Joe:


Abejas maisiadas 🐝🌽 A402D462-EBD4-4AD3-9B97-E650BC9F66FA 🌀
—Leave the bees be and send the flowers to the compost bin.
Executive Landscaper:
— Mylady, what should I tell the people when they ask what happened to Jackie’s flowers?
Tell them that Dr. Van Halen is working on a better (synthetic) tomato and let them eat Pearl Jam.

Wanna know why in Espagnol, “Old Glory” is called  « Las barras y las estrellas » ? The Answer, —motherfucker— after the Compost Minute from what used to bee a pollination sector, but now, that space is nothing more than what appears to bee storefront shrubbery for another of the FLOTUS executive projects.

Excuse n° 5:
Big Brother wanted to watch the pilot episode of “Sparky and Shef ».


FALL 2020
PHIL 4516 (4 Cr. H.)
The Decline of Western Civilization
Mon-Sunday: 27/7/365*
Prof. Qirk Qunt Qulo (ph.d)
On Zoom

In Living Color

In Living Qolor 🏄🏽‍♂️767C2FE7-03AF-4495-A405-6C1B9D5C1C49 🏄🏿‍♀️ Now with Body Glove®️for all of that Imperial Nakedness that your Qompadre Qunt is going to display at the “Qonvention”.

* 366 during a leap year