Tag Archives: Leonardo DiCaprio — One Battle After Another

“Games people play” — The Anarchist Cookbook (1971)

Eye alone can win the Series, with Tony Blair on the Katty Kay Show.

 

Note to French translation specialists and other language manipulators in the cinéma trades:

for the record, “no good deed goes unpunished”, that according to Mrs. Murphy Husbandry Rules.

Merry Mex-Mas!

 

The word WETBACK or “espalda mojada” does not, Öüï repeats, does not translate or transliterate in any motherfucking way to the word CHICANO. Not by a long shot, in fact, if you ask civil rights leader César Chávez, the worst enemy of a CHICANO farm worker was the WWII-era BRACERO Program, which as Évry body knows, created the racist Eisenhower-era WETBACK Removal policies of the 1950’s in them United States in América.

C’mon down to South Park and meet some friends of U.S..

For further reading on the subject, Eye invites each and Évry non-reader to check out the following work of fiction from that 70’s show:

That 70’s Show and the invention of the French teenagers at the Hôtel de Ville (75001-CEDEX).

Intermedio entre molinos…

Keep yer’Squelch On.

I’ve Just Seen A Face — The Paperboys meet Dulcinea del Toboso.

 

… in local news, time warped with Hawaii and Colonel Lockjaw followed the trail of Perfidia illegitimate basterd daughter in Europe (75001) and sources close to Fenster Ninja’s Academy relay that the Christmas Adventurer took the Compostela Trail to Saint-Jacques Square in Paris, France. Issy-the-son-of-a-bitch took The “A” Train through the Twilight Zone.

⚡ HELLS BELLS 🖕🏽

Goddamn Bathrobe Still Stinks of The Reefer.

Bitch, take the quickest train to Harlem

En fin, Django… Jan Vill[€]net is a babe, but la médiatrice retired from the Actual 75 zip code transmission and moved to El Paso, Texas, where she runs a HAM Radio outfit right under Congressperson Robert “beto” O’Rourke cul-de-sac, coincidentally just a few blocks from where Pancho Villa took a piss at Sunset Heights next to I.C.E. University on Bob Hoskins Rd.

Appellation d’Origine PALESTINA.

 

Do I really have to? Oh-key Doh-key… but please remind the YOUTHS that Leonardo DiCaprio will not be televised.

Le’mme fix this, en avance te quiero.

🚂

T.R.O.N. was an American Girl.

Take The Ey Train.

Syncope

Intermission — La 7ª Obsesión de un Sueño Perro³

Lovefool en Morceau de cinéma, pg. 22 of La Septième Obsession ; nº 60 ; 10th Year Anniversary Edition. Septembre–Octobre 2025.

Arnie goes wild, fool just ate all of Gilbert’s grapes.

Si No Te Hubieras Ido → Marco Antonio Solís
Y Tú Mamá También → Alfonso Cuarón

O, como diría Jorge Saldaña que dirían los franceses:

comment un chanson devient indissociable d’un BLOG.

Grapefool

For the record, Öüï don’t select the jukebox tracks, that’s the job of our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster Quintero who, in this edition of asegovia3, graces the cover of a cinema review in France. The September- October edition features one of Jerry Lewis’s favorite kids, Arnie Grape of the syndicated sitcom, “Who’s Eating Gilbert’s Grapes?” where Arnie plays a mentally challenged Leonardo DiCaprio target practicing with spent or, empty PAM cooking spray aerosol canisters.

But WAIT!!! D.A.R.E. is more!!!

Öüï is sad to report that Marjolena Kalten-Portenbach never made it back from Rachida Dati’s cultural vacation, bee-ASS-it-may, stay tuned for details and, little tigres, —ConText.