The French are such fags… what’cha gonna play now

Gimme some shugga’ now… in how many minutes did the Louvre heist happened?

Answer: between 6 and 7 minutes 😆.

KEEP IGNORING ME… gonna cross the street now.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2025 /oct/19 /louvre-closed-after-robbery-french-culture-minister-says 

… and Cousin Joe, the sad thing is that tomorrow (your time) NBC is going to be featuring “bonified” reporters to serve the heist of the century at The Louvre.

Enter the Levallois 🧹 crowd.

Paris I love you, but you keep fucking up. If only your cops had the fucking imagination.

… now if you (France) would not keep out in the wilderness, you motherfuckers would have some effective out-of-the- hexagone box thinking 🤔, but I guess one must be out of Boston and have “fair” skin to give you cock-suckers a lead of what is going on in the streets.

It’s the simplicity stupid, but I guess one must be a graduate of SciencesPo.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, God bless Jackie 🇬🇷 Onasis. Ich Bin Ein KEBAB 🥙.

For the record, I could have stolen all of the Persian section if I wanted to ten years ago, but I just happen to love The Louvre… Issy-I-Have over 500 hours inside of that building which houses such priceless collection.

… and you still won’t take me seriously ; if only PABLO GLEASON was my friend.

Attention all units! — Perry Mason

Öüï’s in persuit of an intermission…

All Stakes are in.

— like Eye said, ma’am, “just the facts”… and all that Öüï can say is that I has been here long enough to remember that in 2009, no supermarket was open on Sunday in the whole France and, Marjolaine… I’ve seen that tile before. And after the break we will go back to Ewe just wait and see 🙈.

Exhibit “Ey”:

The stripes on the tile. Those fuckers are part of a plot. I see them when I head over to Jean Lantier, and I see them when I return to “châtelet” at la rue de le Loop.

And, Marjolena… them stripes on the tile were not there in 2009 at what is now the pinault vault, à “Châtelet … Shuttle Left in El Ey”, Issy, ask Dr. Poisson, M.D., I came from L.A. to Play Rock and Roll.