At the Auction • Post-war and apocalyptic art

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What’s wrong with this picture? A show that asks the contestants to find the odd, the missing, the quircky and, “The Thing That Should not be” in each slide.

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Musical Guest: MGMT; 1st Act: KIDS

[The setting, Joe and Mrs. Brzezinski  are sitting front row at the Chris Chrispy’s July 2014 Auction Day in London; the auctioneer is heard peddling 10,600 ventilators and other assorted medical supplies. On the flat screen high definition monitors at both ends of the patio, the slide in turn displays the instructions for sending absentee bids along with the code for each the gerrymandered district and the international reference number: BUBU 1536.]

The scene cuts from the slide presentation into a back–and–forth between an Asian bidder and the auctioneer; from the same frame the action zooms to the back of Cousin Joe’s head and the next shot features Cousin Joe ‘going on; and on, and on, and on, about item *277. Lost on him, (Cousin Joe) but not on Mrs. Brzezinski, were the auctioneer’s sneers which were clearly directed at the Asian bidder, who stands her motherfucking ground.

In Local News:

Jayne says

Jayne says .::. D773D5AD-92FB-40D6-9F61-A14C72CFA484  😷 It was during the peak of the Boobonic plague when proper support of what the French call “the poitrine” was essential. In the picture, an Italian survivor of the epidemic in Italy, reacts to a Cajun reveler at a Hollywoodland awards celebration.

Monday, May 11th, 2020_ Parisians began to re-populate the streets, at large public gathering places new signs instruct the public that face masks are mandatory. Over at La Maub, doña Vilma Fuentes and many French rock and rollers asked Roma, “if it is really necessary to repeat at every instant, on the radio and on the television how to wash one’s hands… yada, yada, yada and, how to learn to behave for fear of being reprimanded and punished as if, ‘we had not reached the age of reason ’”, Fuentes, apparently a strong supporter of both hydroxicloroquine and of the French doctor at the tip of that spear, Dr. Dider Raoult, issued what can only be described as a back handed complement to the professors at The College de France and the cadre of ministers from The most beautiful address in the World (at Elysian Fields), Fuentes went on–and–on, about what appears to be a soft cross-bread between Dame Sybil of SARK‘s style of feudalism, and French President Emmanuel Macron’s  paternalism.

Item *277 Paul McCarthy (1945) Untitled £ 25,000–35,000

Dear, Lorde Lorne… sorry öüï missed your call

Ladies in Gemini, we now return to our most non-consequential programming. As predicted the world did not end, but in the same week when the world cleared out all of the pollution from the most polluted (and beautiful) metropoles in the world the OIL Cartel, and fuck’n Mexico, reminded all of the world why clean air can go fuck itself. 

ESQUISSE

Le Monde du Mando Confiné follows

Le Monde du Mando Confiné follows .::. 5731C307-3056-4DB1-8747-37E3128C296E 3️⃣ Aussi, “Una de Piratas” chapter 2️⃣ explora a los “intelectuales del bronceado” y a “los eruditos de super mercado”, with your host FORREST GUMP… Musical Guest: Ricardo Arjona y los profetas falsificados.

Aussi, doña Vilma Fuentes is on the side of Donald John Trump and Jaime Bonilla (an old cacique gringo ruling Tijuana) is on the side of reason; y por si faltara más, Víctor Quintana is back in the pages of La Jornada… oh, the motherfucking humanity.

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https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/04/11 /opinion /a03a1cul WHO the FUCK is Dr. Didier RAOULT? Asked Dr. Fugazi, in the role of Dr. Simonuci Fauci.

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Ladies in Gemini, the following is a time delayed consequence of Mexico’s maquila industries being the low-paid bitches of NAFTA 2.0.

It's against the LAW

It’s Against The Small Print in the “Language of the (motherfucking) Law” .::. 8E1E27A8-37C0-483D-927D-64C45801AE56 ✍🏼 Now, before we even get into “the human thing to do here”, Professor Eddie Gloude Jr., please ask your “Telemundo” Kate del Castillo reporters over at “Little motherfucking Havana”, que por favor le refresquen a usted la memoria de los tratados del USmcA mejor conocido como el NAFTA 2.0 y, el nombre del sub secretario Jesús Seade, WHO claimed at the time of signing that particular deal that he was “blindsided by the language” in the small print, or in the details of WHAT MEXICO’s ROLE WOULD BE in the development and working relation of that deal, which as it was to be expected, Mexican Labor is the WHORE of the Anglo-Saxon patrón.

https ://www .politico .com /news /2019/12/15 /mexico-trade-deal-labor-enforcement-085200

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But FOist, over at the Le Magazine du Monde en el Mundo de Le Monde de La France métropolitaine, Belgique, et Luxembourg (Nº 447 supplement au Monde Nº 23407/2000; Samedi 11 avril 2020) MARIEPierre Lannelongue presents the 15* gayest shutterbugs anulados; actually there are 16 of them, but page 61 is exempt because of “the little princess” subliminal reference of Mrs. Catellani in Olivia’s playgroung… and it ain’t no joke.

Captain Jack Sparrow said hello

Captain Jack Sparrow said hello .::. C9B9A482-BAE0-4718-A9EC-7217B6EF5895 🏴‍☠️ Listen up,
Pierre-Ange (63)
Jack (60)
Tim (69)
Jeremy (62)
Alexandre (68)
Oliver Hadlee (59),
David (67) 
Thurstan (65)
Paolo (56)
Karim (57)
Mario (54)
Wolfgang (58)
Drew (64)
Theo (66)
et
Jurgen (53)…
me la pelan.

Any güey 🆙 D.A.R.E. underneath D.A.T. door knob, Cousin Joe, in Hilo, Hawaii it’s just after midnight and this here (Kurwa Mać) is last weekend today, tomorrow, and beyond.

Dear, Lorde Lorne

Dear, Lorde Lorne .::. 2BFE2813-C744-4D89-86EE-1F4E5A45E85C 🍷 Don’t, for a motherfucking Red Red Wine moment think, D.A.T. öüï did not notice D.A.T. D.A.R.E. wine bottle with which you toasted your wedding mementos is not a screw-cap Mad Dog 2020, you cheap bastard! Break Out the Cork! Break Out the good stuff!!! This is not the time to be worried about my Michael Che drinking all of your Buen Vino reserves, c’mon Lorne… “Take a Walk on the Wine Side”.