Oríllese a la orilla — Larry David, pt. ii

November 14, 2017

Upon careful consideration after evaluating Larry David’s, season 9; episode 7, (Namaste) of “Oríllese a la orilla”, which is the loudspeaker command that comes out of a Mexican police vehicle just before a driver is given the option to pay a bribe for an infraction and get back on their merry way or, pay a fine after the vehicle is impounded (which implies another fee to get it back) and/or the confiscation of a drivers license, which will require standing in long lines during opening business hours to recuperate the dang-on thing;  hence the translation in Mexican Spanish (particularly the Chilango variety) for the phrase: Curb Your Enthusiasm, to announce that asegovia3 is not going to be getting (for the time being) on the Larry David (taboo) liberation of The Holocaust rabbit hole. Thank You, and have a nice day… or as hot yoga instructors say: Namaste.

All Hail.

We [the staff] arrived to this conclusion after seeing the main character, “Larry David” doubling down on The Shoah comedic references delivered through an HVAC/AC repairman (Will Sasso—MADTV) while comparing the elements of heating and air conditioning to children destined to the Siemens furnaces: which one is your favorite (and keep) and which one would you be willing to send to the ovens?… Mr. David words, more or less—not ours.

Shine on, you crazy Heb… Uta Madre! We meant to write, “Shine on you Crazy Diamond”, not you ‘crazy Heb’.

… here’s your Bernie Badge back, you fucking loon. Momo sends his regards.

We [the staff] are still committed, however, on digressing to the Michelin Guide, please stand by, because we need to Frequency Hop 65 million years back in time —para poder preparar el nixtamal necesario para la siguiente entrada.


Aguanta Corazón, que ahorita regreso.

Oríllese a la orilla—sin subtitulos.

El César de aparador, cortesía HBO: https :// youtube .com/watch?v=1iUAvZgbl1o

“Oríllese a la orilla”, temporada 9, episodio 7, vía IMdB: http://m.imdb.com/title/tt6618290/?ref_=m_ttep_ep_ep7

Nah-ah, Larry David — No Bernie card for’ya. — Special Musical Guest: TRS performing: Tops.

The following must be read in a Sammy Davis, Jr., voice…

Shoah Alpha Male on the Prowl (circa 2017) / On the background: Mme. Chamoux, and her spirit of Contradiction. —_—.  It did not take more than 48 hours after Larry David’s original contemplation (after the fact) of a concentration camp horn-dog trying to score some pussy while in captivity, for the dude in the frame, to be Be-Bopping in Paris and making a fashion statement along Arago Boulevard—75013. Call it what you will, we [the staff] are calling the opportunity to have been able to take this snapshot an unfortunate moment of Synchronicity with the 30 Rock realm, andmostly, Lorne Michaels, to drive a mother-fucking point—NOT A WEDGE— we [ the staff] repeat: TO DRIVE A POINT, not a wedge. Why? Cousin Joe, you might ask? Well, Primo Pepe, because if the spy agency created to root out Nazi’s after the WWII can be used to root out sexual harassment and raped victms, in the name of a Waffle House Co. Winestein House Co., then a bit of comedy should not ruffle any feathers at  rest homes across Palm Beach; i’m sure that Eddie Murphy, playing the the role of a huckster turned into a “Distinguished Gentleman from Florida”  knows the Yiddish word for ruffling feathers; we [the staff are Wetbacks] so we don’t know.. CONTEXT FOLLOWS. •—_—•. Foto por: armando segovia, segoviaspixes, CopyLeft Chris Matthews, CopyLeft, and say hello to Michael Moore.

… Context and Michelin guide digression follows; stick around.


Sources on the Go:

Musical Guest: TRS®: Tops (1979) Billancourt, France… “Step on the ladder, be a Star in bed, with me behind you’ll taste the Sweet  Wine of Success!, via: https ://m.youtube .com/watch?v=f3nhMCaDLmY

Mme. Chamoux:

Cousin Joe… We need that iPhoneX; please don’t delay. Foto por: armando segovia—segoviaspixes (2017). CopyLeft.., Uso justo de la vía pública.