… because HISTORY rhymes;
ISSY, Cousin Joe,
even in French:

Just in time news-padding (en contexto) we were running low on multi–purpose paper for hasty mattress padding. Merci, monsieur Labro, and remember, that öüï don’t choose the news, we just match the “Today in history” part of the page.

https: //rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20200528

Page 4, Well, Eye just looked in the mirror, and things aren’t looking so good Eye is looking at California, Issy mis negros… Eye is Feeling Minnesota.

Seattle via Soundgarden

Dear, White House Press Secretary, Keyleigh McEnany, good news —you hot spinster piece of Ass— check it out, THE SWISS just approved two positions so that you and Mí can f.u.c.k. in PEACE! Indeed, Keyleigh, we could either RAWDOG paddle-style or, you could do the REVERSE Cowgirl while i spray paint an American Graffiti on your ridiculous Century 21©️ real estate blazers that you sport while you tap dance the U.S. president’s lies. Anyhow, Keyleigh, in the meantime, DO send nudes!

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-8358109 /Swiss-brothels-draw-list-coronavirus-safe-sex-positions.html

… Coming up in Adventures in Translation:

Vanilla Sky with a Cherry on Top

From The Front Page of The Internet .::. TWEET THIS .::.
“White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told reporters that Trump is expected to sign an executive order aimed at social media companies on Thursday. No details were given about what form it may take.”

https ://old .reddit .com /r /Keep_Track /comments /grxxaj /trump_to_sign_executive_order_limiting_social/