today’s menu: It’s Weekend Edition

Image capture courtesy of Larry de La O’s vacation block.

… anygüey, Joy, last week i dropped by our American Consulate on Gabriel St., yup; the same one that starts where The Automobile Club at La Concorde ends. I’d give you a specific Date, but then i’d have to ask for your Number*.

* Disclosure: the opinions expressed within this Menu are to be taken with a grain of salt and some “literary liberties sause‘ sauce”… Mrs. JoyAnn Reid is a married women and a respectable member of the American press.

I must have spent at least 15 minutes inside of the waiting area and another 15 at the Emergency Services booth, i also took a dump at the john facilities there and i used the opportunity to rinse/wash/dry my armpits, for you know (or at least now you know) Freestyle hoboing is a LIVE engagement; just like streaming on the Webs, you take ’em where you find’em…

Uso Justo de todos los medios… Uso justo de JoyAnn Reid y ‘Los’ MSNBC’s

Anyway, Joy, guess what, long story short There Is No —i Repeat— There Is NO visible Donald Trump Official Picture in sight inside the Consulate… and that, somehow made me feel good; there is however a live CNN ticker feed. Hey, something is better than a Fox Feed, right?

Nahhhh! You 4-real, Joy?

… you—be into esoteric governing now? Uhmmmm—what does Ms. Maddow have to say about this triangulation you be teasing your followers with?

Ohhh—the humanity.

I would whole heartedly argue that in the 2016 Election there was supposed to be one voice of reason in the ‘medias’ and, —Ms. Reid— that voice was supposed to have been the network that you work for; but then again, the “I’m With Her” express was way more lucrative for your bosses than the plain ol’ common sense Bernie Sanders ticket… and now you seem to shape-shift (jejeje) into the “Secrets in Plain Sight” and ‘THE’ Temple of Syrinx conspiracy beat.

A gift for you, Tulipán… “Mirror-mirror on the wall, what is the reverse key to your vault?

Anygüey, say hello to Chris Mathews*

… but really, JoyAnn, couldn’t we just talk about the things that are really important  in life, such as Football, the real one and not the hand-held version enjoyed by the sheeple in the United States?… PAN Y CIRCO —my Dear Joy— PAN Y CIRCO… you’ve got to look beyond the Front-page.

* All of the above must be read in a Brian Williams voice.

… and now: The Emerald (Salon) Tablet files: