previously, on Natasha butler¹ N° 2492,
via Laurence ferrari² n° 2491,
(Transliterated into Spanish):
Deer, Siren Den:
Eye did knot think y’all had it in Youse. Breaking ranks from the Radio France Strike to bring us worthless mortals an hour of Jazz. Good for you. You show backbone, which öüï thought that “El niño Luc was lacking”, like them fags at the AFP (latin American bureau) in 2011 – 2012.
“Estas lolis³ están fuera de control”
Heller_Demon
vía /r/mexico
2-Ferrari_L.:.06F78F69-D5B7-4687-825D-67EB12130C7F•|•”Maîtresse, je veux que tu sois ma petite amie (…) comme ma mère le fait avec ses amis“. |•..•| Con tíos como mi tío Odilón, could you blame the poor child… Uso justo de todo lo absurdo de nuestros días, and that is all that Eye is going to say.
Page 6:
“Un Pour Toutes”
Deer, Eric “de” Riedmatten, Sir.
Please relay to “the” Bon Savoir
at les Cles du Jour,
that öüí here at staff central got your signal regarding “la Chiva” de Depardios… this is to say, Sir, that öüí seen a few French flicks or two, “so we covered it”.
In Local News…Mexican “terrorists” are better than a NAVY seal, period.:. Ugly Mexican, Sam Stein comments on that after the Break.
Meanwhile, en El Nevado de Toluca…
A French diplomat’s precious gets the Florence Cassez treatment along with a bad “Jorge Luke” actor. No word from Rachel Maddow, —our Toluca expert— if the two “levantados” got chorizo for breakfast. (Chorizo de Toluca is a must when visiting El Estado de México, just ask Barry de La O, during his State visit; of course, Barry couldn’t enjoy the taste of Chorizo because as everybody in the fake knews news Gknow, Barry de La O is a Muslim).
Las fuentes del Universal, Jorge Luke:
From Navy to Pirates.
¹ Butler, N. from Aljazeera
² Ferrari, L. from CNEWS (matin)
³ Short for “Jail Bait” or lolitas