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MILEStone — goddamn right it’s a Beautiful Day!

Still to Come: Washington State native, Trisha Brown (Aberdeen) celebrates 50 years that WASHINGTON D.C. flushed down the Drain. And over at Detroit Rock City, “The Woman in Michigan” is portrayed by Isabelle Huppert in TENNESSEE WILLIAM’S, “La Ménagerie de verre”.

Tristeza não tem fim

Tristeza não tem fim .::. ED4CF8F3-5B91-462E-A0B3-91D9ECC3EE12 👄 The look of Love, sí; o algo así… and because we’ve seen a few tributes (around the block) öüï covered, it!

An American in Paris reports (motherfuckers!):

But FO’ist, the Reverend Jimmy Lee Fansworth breaks down the TOTAL proceeds from this weekend edition REMOTE TRANSACTION fundraiser of the Pastor Joe Butcher’s Olymp[i]atec Meditation Institute… « Zippy-ri do–Dah, zippy–ri deh, Mai oh Mai is the Next 31 days ».

[Ronald Lee Ermey’s voice narrates the following advertisement in order to segue into Pastor Joe Butcher’s “hierarchy of personal interests” AS juxtaposed with his “personal relation with a brand new Lear Jet”… in order to be closer to JESUS] Note to audio editors: as the good reverend Jimmy Lee Fansworth narrates the sponsors “plug” Eddie Vedder plays his esoteric organ while humming some UNINTELLIGIBLE GOBBLEDYGOOK.  

— Brothers and Sisters, Eye is happy to report that that The Olympatec Meditation Institute has reached its goal of 40 Thousand dollar “gifts” per congregation, and to give all of those brave souls who could not follow us this past weekend, an  additional opportunity to send in their “gifts”, LABORATORIOS CAMACHO, en la calle STANTON de El Paso, Tejas, is happy to relay that for the next 48 hours, for every donation of $100 or more, LABORATORIOS CAMACHO will send you a “blessed” dosage of EXTRACTO de Gobernadora. That’s right brothers and sisters you’ve heard right, EXTRACTO de Gobernadora from the miraculous shrub that grows wild all along the beautiful Semi-Arid region of “El Bolsón de Mapimí”. EXTRACTO de Gobernadora, “if it’s good enough to flush–out the rusted devils collected on the inside of the grills of the RADIATOR of that gas-hog that you drive around in, it’s good enough to flush the CORONAVirus from your kidneys; AND if there are any STONES in D.A.R.E. you can be sure that the power of the Lorde and of Laboratorios Camacho’s exclusive formula of EXTRACTO DE GOBERNADORA will flush them better than any Anti-freeze could ever hope it could. 

… Meanwhile at the pancracio Tim Apple sent in his “lightning cable” gremlins and transmission of that Caída was muted but not silenced. Here’s a recap of that awkward moment of Charlie Chapliness pandemonium:

Relevos Australianos

Relevos Australianos .::. 8178B494-67C1-4402-B36D-B0AEB6209EA4 🕳 Enter the Three Amigos, aka “the pundit’s angels”, but don’t let the tag fool you, these three are no angels, but Mortal Kombat doppelgängers from the underworld of Hadas.

TimeNow is 21h45 in Central Nato Times, where Vladimir Putin (we have learned) has bitchslapped the allegiance with an additional “lifetimes” to his regime in Russia, we the staff of this most consequential blog leave it at “lifetimes” on account that the newest eligible voters in them United States of Las Barras y Las estrellas were not even a figment of the imagination in the back of that gas guzzling automobiles in which they were conceived in, at–The–Drive–In.  

 

Previously on, Anyway Lorde Lorne… Zoom on This

Text, context, subtext… did ya’ get all D.A.T.?

You might not know it

Oh, Hey Negrita! You might not know it .::. 🐎 … and you’d be forgiven for not remembering that on April 15th, —aside from being the Taxman Ax day— it is also the the two-year anniversary of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman tragic death by way of 5.56 mm volley of rounds at the hands of Private “Pyle”; and that colorful language coming out of the mouth of Elise Jordan in the R.O.L.E. of casino manager for the Mexican mob, Ruth Langmore, is by way of her (Ruth Langmore) being the illegitimate daughter of the late Reverend Jimmy Lee Fansworth. In this frame, Elise barges in on a LIVE REMOTE TRANSACTION RALLY of Professor Joe Butcher’s Alabama chapter of the Olympatec Meditation Institute. In this frame, The great Fletcher F. Fletch hopelessly falls in love with Elise.

Ladies in Gemini, please kneel for the R.E.A.D.I.N.G. —not singing— of the Star Spangled Banner: Oh Say (motherfuckers), can you See?

The Tale of The Tape

… sponsored by: Las Barras y Las Estrellas Cash Loans. “Las Barras y Las Estrellas”— Give me your huddled car titles or direct deposit code, and Eye Will Give you a SHARK with every Loan!

On the Red Corner:

The 7-Hills Kid and undisputed champion of the World (East of Algeciras and West of Estambul).

On the Green Corner:

The “guy” who, «  could have been a contender ».

If you start Mí up

If you start Mí up 👄🍌🎸🥁🎤🎲🎵
In the sweet old country where I come from
Nobody ever works
Yeah nothing gets done
We hang fire, we hang fire

Life is like a box of ping-pong tables… 

Round ONE:

Romulus wastes no time and revolts, for decades (in the latest iteration of the Roman Empire, « Capitalism ») the savvy warrior had no qualms with the Eastern regions of the latest version of the Asian Dynasties driving non-union workers into suicide for the sole purpose of having a new transmitter/receiver in the latest style, not to mention a plethora of non–reparable electronic gadgets that become obsolete as soon as a new Hollywood blockbuster comes out.  Remus, fighting under the code of the “técnico” under Lucha Libre rules and regulations (of course) fell for the old “carrot and stick” tactic of the “rudo” realm, and now Remus finds himself flat on his back after Romulus kicked him in the balls while Eddie Gloude,  Jr., was being distracted by the fans of Remulus who showed up with 1 %’ers of the Florida WWE Confederate Union of one-round wrestlers… it fucking figures!

Franklin is the Devil in disguise

The temptation of Sinai by the ultras .::. 5C5D1A9F-6117-4E7A-8ABC-3D7132076934 🎙… meanwhile at The Frisco Bay, it’s business as usual for the Samaritan’s Purse of Billy’s son.

While Remus cradles on his back and pressing his groin area with both of his hands and saying, “AU, me duele” Romulus raises both arms with the right hand in a closed fist and yells at the Remus fans (a bunch of Amazonas) that “Dildos” are not an essential item during the middle of PANDEMONIUM. Remus, still squirming from the kick in the nuts squeals: you don’t know that! Adding that the Girls over at Lorde Lorne’s province broke all of their “toys” after the first week of quarantine. Not to mention that over at the CATELLANI household, that couple’s dildo became an actual “toy”.