BRANAAA! – This is a Time-Delayed Entry*

*… for Page ONE of 14/02/2018

The debate is eternal, because “You” let it breed… }–~~~\*>  Uso justo de La Semana que Philippe Labró.

and, YES «BRO»,
you may RELAY to «Cousin JOE»
at his RedNeck Riviera…
that the Staff [here] is in fact,
MAD; mad as hell —as a matter of fact.

16 de febrero, 2018
Sabbatical Day N° 43
«Happiness and a Warm Gun…
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

♫ ♫ ♫ Happiness… is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness… is a warm gun – mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness… is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)
Well don’t you know that
Happiness
Is a warm gun, yes it is… gunnnnnnn
Happiness… (bang bang shoot shoot).

La Semana que Phillipe Labró

«Kurwa**»

Hola WaPo:

There’s no need to go into details, because as former ATTY. GRAL. Eric Holder knows, shootings in America (con, o sin acento) are part of everday life —like pumping GAS— so we [the staff] are going to take the liberty of modifying the headline of “Page 3” of the “Direct CNEWS Matin” for the FIRST DAY of THE Year of THE DOG in the following manner, below, to better reflect the real essence of the good ol’ United States… please let us know [the Staff] if we are fucking up in Translation; please.

La vraie nature de l’hymne américain est enracinée dans le bonheur d’une arme à feu, tiède, comme un œuf à la coque…. o como dicen allá en Banderilla, Veracruz; La Naturaleza de los Americanos al Norte del Rio Bravo, Monsieur Brana, en una puta—Fusca tibiay la felicidad “un chingo y dos costales” (that means, a shitload, Mr. Brana) de balas frias… regardless —KURWA— of what the N.R.A. dictates. 

Don’t believe us; KURWA, just go ahead —KURWA— and ask the A.T.F..

G’ahead, —KURWA— ask.

WEEKEND EDITION FOLLOWS.

TimeStamp: 17h30 in CET

** KURWA, pronounced as KURVAH or CURVA,
is Polish for finding yourself on the side of a target area…
of a “
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot“.

As in:

«KURWA! We had nothing to do with the Burning Ovens and “Death through Work programs” of the Nazi’s, KURWA!
Kurwa, those were designed by «the» BMW,
KURWA! and the SIEMENS CORP., Kurwa»

…said the Polish colaborator,
from the time of the Third Reich occupation period.


http://kiosque.cnewsmatin.fr/Kiosque.aspx?edition=NEP&date=20180216

YO! Eric

I saw them weapons being transfeed

I saw funerals caused by those weapons being fired…

Sir, the buck stops with you.

So you Must Have Some Interesting thing to Say; because, Baby, you ain’t got no moral authority to go on a PrimeTime night show, unless it is to apologize… hope you like them tacos that i sent you ( fuck Louie Gohmer, also… pandering fuck) those tacos i sent you are of a particular variety that is good for your digestive system. So enjoy

… and Cheers, Motherfuɔker!

———-TimeStamp: 0800 hours CET

The Cock Carrousel —and— Aspersions on the Asparagus

Flashazo à “Fast and Furious“… and Mr. Holder:

Availability coordinates and, oh but of course, CONTEXT will follow from La Rue de Clos du Feu…quieres (o algo así; París 75015, casí entronque con la calle Desnouettes).

GOHMERT: We’ve been trying to get to the bottom of Fast and Furious where people died, where at least a couple hundred Mexicans died, and we can’t get the  information to get to the bottom of that. So I don’t need lectures from you about contempt” [1]. Source follows; TimeStamp: 07h47m CET


Jueves, “El Ocho” de junio 2017.               Square de Clos Feuquières.                       75015 — TimeStamp: 15h

Las fuentes que nunca embonan…

  1. (pinche iPhone y WordPress no quieren cooperar… valen Verga los aparatos… regresamos mientras [el Staff se roba un “ordenador” para poder trabajar].
  2. NOTIMEX; vìa, La Jornada (UNAM)… http ://www .jornada .unam .mx /ultimas /2017 /06 /07 /ex-fiscal-de-eu-mintio-sobre-investigacion-de-2018rapido-y-furioso2019
  3. Horwitz, S., “Holder to Gohmert: ‘Good Luck With Your Asparagus'”.  Via, PostPolitics at El WaPo…  https: //www .washingtonpost .com /news /post-politics /wp /2014 /04 /08 /holder-to-gohmert-good-luck-with-your-asparagus /?utm_term= .342a8d9171f