Deer, François Ruffin… meet “las gatas³” de morena-francia

 Georgina Moreno y Sergio Ávalos… presente:

… with musical guest, Devil Makes Three and their 2008 hit “We’ll Be Sweeping the Steps of Your Empire

Señor, profesor, ciudadano y sácale-puntas de Paco Ignacio Taibo I, II, y iii, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés: ¡abrazos no escobasos!

³~. Definitively KNOT las “gacelas” de Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Any 🦉 hoot, Apolonia d’Hierbamala, this is what loyalty at the lowest echelons of Mexico’s “peoples” party looks like, and for that Öüï switches IT!, over to The Atlantic for “In Praise of Clarity” narrated by Mark Leibovabitch.

You’re a superstar! — Shîva… now all Ewe need is a glamour shot from «Ménage 🧹en 🧽 Scène » from The Producers of Viva Mexico Rencontres Cinématographiques and FRANCE INC. to get you star ⭐ ted.

Anyhow we now return to Mexico’s “peoples” party which was just Outsourced to the childhood friends of the sons of Andy López Beltrán… the smooth operator of La Cuarta Transformación de la Familia López Obrador.

Sponsored by Wicked

Over at Central Park West, Pablo Torre se puso amarillo, but he is not wearing a guayabera and together with Lis Jordan are taking on the roles for the remake of Debbie does Dallas. Pablo plays the gay cheerleader coordinator and Lis Jordan pretty much just lays there in the “goalpost tear-down position”.

But seriously, Volks, jump to page tú. The last thing Öüï wants to do is pervert NBC/Universal on Turkey’s eve.

Senhoras em Gêmeos: El Gato Vol’Ad’Or 🙀

Minuto 35’… KEMPES SCORES!!! Unfortunately for Lula in Brasil, his national team’s COMMUNICATION DIRECTOR jinxed Cariocalandia when he instinctively dropped a “El Gato Bola d’Or” in front of the Whole Wide World of the Webs. Reached for comment, the President of the Dictatorship in that Kingdom dismissed the pussycat incident, as a normal Évry they event, “Pussies get thrown around here left and right”, said the the President of Qatar.

 

“ ¡Fue Horrible¡ »…

Y volar y volar 🌬️🎶

 

Say hey DERE good lookin’, in what  City of GOD did ya’ get your Educaçāo, —¿ en  🇧🇷 UA-KNOT OS  🇲🇽?

{and}

Marco Antonio³ responds:

A huevo que en una escuela de perros.

But FO’ist, let’s take a Trip-2-Roma, where Boludo de Asis (François 1er) just shed a tear for Kiev, and where the Time Mag “Man of The Year” just told the Russian Orthodoxy to shove their papal tiara where The Kremlins don’t shine.

Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana (fue horrible)
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana (y dice así):

 

Meanwhile at Kraut 🇩🇪 Central, the local retirement and tourism office of 🇫🇷 Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat (Paradise City for Russian Oligarchs), a local high-ranking official of the 👮🏻 Department of Economic Protection of THE NATIONAL POLICE 🕵🏻‍♂️, has issued a Papal Bull on the Roman Catholic representative of goD on Earth.

https ://www .dw .com /en /ukraine-pro-russian-oligarchs-flee-to-french-riviera /a-64036327

At the Fréjus en Var préfecture, which is also in France, the situation with the Pope’s tears has sparked the interest of the Very French (VF) to bring back the Roman See to Avignon.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /pope-breaks-down-cries-while-mentioning-ukraine-public-prayer-2022-12-08

Over 50 Catfights in Abu Dhabi, Guarra-n-Tid

 

Over at the Arquidiócesis de Guadalajara, no-body, except for los GUARDADO de LA VEGA, shed a tear for “Au–Pairs” at EL PARQUE DE LAS GATAS.

Well I’ll Be Damned! They do land on all fours. 💜

Reflexión : El parque de las gatas