Tag Archives: Eggs Benedict on The Morning Mika Show

The President he’s got his WAR

The secret life of Chi and Cago.

but first, Joe Scarborough took the They off, and the sonofavich used A.I. to get away with it.. but that’s only because he shops on/at Madison Avenue.

Up next is “Die Nigger”, with some black guy, and yes it must be read in Deutsch. In plain ol’Wu Tang is plain ol’Welcome. Die Cracker.

Don’t shoot the Mercury 🌡️

If youse woke that’s not kosher… geoFence Morning Joe from my favorite PUB 🍻

Anyhow, fuck The Trump Administration, nazis by any other name. Traitors if you like eggs.

FUNDACIÓN TELEVISA y 217 MAL en PSG-des-Pres presenta

La Bolsa 👜 de Guadalupe, starring Kristi Noem and Apolline por la mañana.

Musical guest: Carlos Santana in his best hydration THEYS could not dish out a pair of BENEDICTS like Rudy can.

Club América.

Bitch Lost Her Brand New Bag

Synopsis:

The Show must go on 📢

Just Add Spice, Martha.

Do you really want Mí, Mika Brzezinski, to paint  you like one of DiCaprio’s French Whores?

You know that Ewe, make a full-grown Lola blush, and you know that Lolita went through things that should not be, but a bullhorn!!! Youse one kinky motherfucker, Ms. Brzezinski, but Eye will oblige and Öüï will even put a diacritical on top of that last letter ‘e‘.

Cracked huevos

On the menu: Huevos con Acento de Stewart. Got huevos, Mika? Eye is urgently needing some Chicken Yema… got orÉgano? C’mon Mika!!! You have to feed those kids. Jésus Christ, Mika, what are you? The most popular hen in the coop? That’s a lot of developed embryos for one chickn‘.