Tag Archives: Cerf-panthère — Postcards from the bac

The Last Coca ~ Cola in Kabul starring Cerf-pantère

Fuistes ah-Kabul [co] y no me avisa–tez
¿No me siento¹ a gusto, con quién ([🇮🇷.) te paseaste?

And… Niño Luc, los licántropos de Vilma Fuentes contacted Frankenstein and the Monster Mash was On, —Bitch! 💋

Hoy no hubo Jazz.

Deer, SIRENE: since you didn’t ask, Eye Will tell Will 🏹 what 🍎 is going on in Paname, wait One with Ono.

¹,([🇮🇱.

Got Watts?

 

And Halie Jackson… oh, hey, They Call IT Stormy Monday, and that’s C.O.D.E. for INSTITUTIONAL CORRUPTION in Acapulco y Afghanistán.

“Yes, Ma’am!”

Cerf-panthére, saving the planet by ignoring the Hallmark®️industry one postcard from the edge at a time. Still to come, it’s the story of the day that Cerf-panthère learned how papá-Cerf met momma–Big spotted Cat, and the real reason why that hybrid hates postcards. Long story short: Cerf-panTERE’s learns that her parents could not wait to send that creature to boarding school in Bern 🇨🇭, and momma–Big spotted Cat never gave a damn about her silly little postcards from the “KAMP”. The plot thickens when Cerfie-P learns that papá-Cerf disposed of her correspondence by stuffing these in the wrong TRI²…

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ISSY, Cerf-panthère… i re-named you. You are now a TERE [sa]… por cruel [la]. Ask the people in MataMoros. A la cruel [la] Teresa, Rigo nada le dejo. And Rigo—RIGO es AMOR… aquí y en ROMA.

In local KNOWN News sirene station à Issy-les-Moulineaux, fip . fr (those motherfuckers) forgot once again to paint a little “black angel“; KNOT EVEN one ÁNGEL NEGRO, fip… ONE Angelino Prieto—DENIS SOULA!!! You have THE GALL— THE GALL, and no aches let alone any PROBLEMO  [FRANCE] programming Frankenstein’s for mere “PLEASURE“.

… and, Ms. Gall — Mr. T can go to hell, Aussie!

Musical Guest: Proud Mary meets Cuando Calienta El Sol
… en la voz de Polo

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Godspeed, President Biden… with that out of the way

It’s the first day of recess at the races… with the most original of the talents at the Tourism Board in Paris, the one and only (hybrid-Hallmark®️) Cerf–panThère, 📨 

“Vous n’avez reçu aucune carte postale cet été ⁉️ C’est normale »

IT•Figures… 🚬
In Afghanistan the U.S. of A. just TOOK from the FRENCH playbook in INDOCHINE, and in local news, The Macron administration just summoned the spectre of Nancy Reagan.

But Keep that jeep®️Rubicon under 30k /h… and get off of le jardin des plantes.

The French are back in town
in 20minutes after a cigarette break
PAGE 9, N° 3648.

Let’s hope that through the levee the dike doesn’t have to find out how many holes it takes to fill a BeRM.

Yup, there’s an FM for it
… [A]nd Lindsey Reiser,
Avi Velshi is in it.

If Last Week Today showed U.S. anything is that contrary to popular ARMY lore, there is not a Field Manual for “everything”. The Army is obviously missing the FM that outlines the proper way to end the tactical operations in a Major Theater of WAR, and of course the  Appendix that deals with properly shutting the lights-off.

Witt that in mind… now that all of the Friends* in the ‘Stan are out, don’t forget to turn the lights off.

*.) With the exception of Turkey, who decided to stay. Out of courtesy, Madame Vice-president, ask if the last Byrd ³ out of Afghanistan should hit the lights, O-kee-dokie?

³.( https ://old .reddit .com /r /worldnews /comments /pe1yti /turkey_poised_to_recognize_taliban_as/