Dear, Ari Melver: Marianne sent Jet City and Columbia a swift message

Good morning, counselor. The following bulletin arrived yesterday evening, but given the astonishing findings of a two-year investigation, we thought that it would be best to split this entry on it’s its own fucking set of T.R.A.C.K.S.

Please be ad.v.i.c.e’d that due to the unrestrained greed at Boeing (boing en Espagnol) Alexis Tocqueville took his business [elsewhere] with a t.y.r.a.n.ï.c.a.l. regime, no less, runned by an l.i.v.e. Evil honey addicted bear called Whinnie the Pooh.

N.B.: This precipitous —o, cómo dicen en Tangamandapio: R.E.S.U.L.T.O.  E.S.C.A.P.A.R.A.D.O.— outcome is something that not even the great Henry Kissinger or, his successor at The Pentagon, the honorable Richard Cheney could dream of accomplishing in all of the years of sucking the S.O.U.L. (and non-renewable natural resources) from the lands where mostly brown colored peoples dwell, and of course, are deprived of their L.A.N.D.S.

Jazmin won’t let Mí mentir on this factoid, Strawberry fields are the dirtiest f.i.e.l.d.s. forever:B5B4C65A-9F95-49D0-A4C9-169B18123A28 •|• Therefore

My funny Valentine

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Viva México en Francia 2011:7625E438-C1B2-4D38-81F7-FEA85A925DA5 *y qué Chingue a Su Madre el grupo ProMéxico.

Dear, Sirens,

Please relay to C.I.N.E. L.A.T.I.N.O. que:

1. Raphaël Moran (RFI/proceso) es un pendejo.

a ) Here’s why. Wait for it.

2. Pablo Gleason me la pela.

3. Armando Segovia ahora se va ir a hacer ‘Firmemente’ una paja a la salud de esos muy francececes–ese. “Mision Cumplida”.

Regards,
Los Amigos de México en R.O.M.A.
4ª Temporada en tRANSformation.
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Sección de deportes

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File photo courtesy of La Semana que Philippe Labró:2341CC18-C166-40BC-87D4-5515610AC4EB •|• For the occassion, French president Emmanuel Macron threw in 300 Airbuses to deliver the towers. It took 2 years, 2 months and 5 days of organized grab-ass to figure out how to best deliver the more than–A–Trillion nuts and bolts that would be needed to build those damn towers in midair.  —•- * -•—  Details on today’s episode of En un Día como Hoy, on pg.3 of this most inconsequential review of Whinnie the Pooh’s takeover of the Big Gig in the Sky. Jaque al Rey de Los EEstados UUnidos AAmericanos

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Andrea Mitchell reports