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Lesson in Civics for Lori del Hostal de Télématin³—$weet merci.

Later in the programming.

³~. Deer, Lori… Eye told you last Friday (the 13th) that fleas don’t do well on the skin of Xoloitzcuintli, but they sure will stick very nicely on that Golden Lab from Nice, 06000 CEDEX.

Surfer Collaboration with BRICE de NICE.

 

… y mañana, well mañana is Tuesday in Rome (Georgia) but right now it’s “Something completely different” with Level 42 of the Department of GWAR lessons in douanes, with your hosts, Alexis de Tocqueville and Captain Tariff.

… Roman Anthony, could there be a more arrogant name in Baseball? Gooooo, U.S.A.. seriously, go back home to Bean town.

https ://www .mlb .com /world-baseball-classic/news/italy-venezuela-semifinal-world-baseball-classic-matchup-francisco-cervelli

And is it not convenient, JUST IN TIME for Team Italy’s ruling that tells millions with Italian roots that they have lost the right to citizenship as ROMA closes the door on citizenship by descent ; ascendencia if you speak–ah-the–spick.

Effective immediatly, Argentinians lose all Italian-credibility ; as of March 14, 2026, all argentinos who arrived to América on “the boat” cease to be “Roman” and become simple “Criollos”, same goes to Brazilians but to thier credit, Brazilians don’t go around the world walking like they are the last Coca~Cola™ in the Arabian and Great Salt Desert.

https ://edition .cnn .com /2026/03/14 /italy-closes-door-on-citizenship-by-descent

⚾ that pitch right there is your cue, CAMILO CIENFUEGOS, our 🇨🇺 turns its lonely i’s to Ewe.

Irrrrr-regardless nigga!!!

If You Want To Destroy My Sweater — 1 dead French for Trump

In Paris France Friday The 13th is in Effect, and in Washington, D.C., the M.A.G.A./Republican party does not give a GOOD-goddamned-ABOUT a dead French soldier in the Middle East, not as much, Reverend Al, as an Israeli citizen in Detroit, MI.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-en-ballotage

And, Deer mother of all MUNICIPAL WASTE!!! Jackie Alemany ; at last! Öüï has found your lost illegitimate cuata³ from-mom’s-vagina, Eye picked up a few fleas along the way, but lucky for that Dead French for Trump, Xoloitzcuintle is hairless so the ‘puces’ en el Guardarropa de François Mitterrand wont stick during the trip from La Seine to STYX.

99 and a 1/2 won’t do… Israel wants 100 % of Marianne’s réserves.

³~. a fraternal twin, not an identical twin.

Greasers beat Beaners… Gringos as usual come up on top.

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Proust was off-course, a flaming fag 🥐

For What It’s Worth, Marjolena Portenkalten-Baseball, i did mentioned yesterday (in Pig Latin, mind Ewe) before the Italia vS USA baseball match, i-reckon right about the time when Cousin Joe was dissing Mexico and, praising Marco Rubio calling him a “formidable” presidential candidate, as compared to the hillbilly assigned to n°1 Observatory Circle in D.C., that the ITALIAN OPERA was not over until Barbara singed, and so who would have “thunk” it? It’s looking like a SPAGETTHI Series at the Baseball Classic that little ol’ i was not even monitoring, how’bout that, eh?

Yesterday @TheRealWorldSeries, later tomorrow on CET, them WOPS are going to take on the role of MASIOSARE, sources close to Garibaldi relay that a mariachi there heard it from a photographer at MENCHO’s funeral that the ITALIANS were going to take the Mexican seal on the national team’s flag and replace it with a Spagetthi plate with marinara sauce.

 

On a personal take, Mike Barnicle (you son-of-a-bitch!) Italy’s victory over the Evil Empire’s roster in Houston sure seems like that time when the playground bully gets puched in the fucking mouth for the first time. Here’s Captain Aaron Judge‘s reflection after the 8 to 6 loss to them fucking ginnys from Napoli:

Italian photographer tried to take some photos of the funeral for the Cartel boss that was killed in Mexico last week and was attacked by some of the mourners
byu/Jevus_himself inPublicFreakout

 

You always like having your destiny in your own hands, and we had it right in front of us,” he said. “Italy is a great team, and they definitely showed it today… Now, we just need a little luck, and we’ll see what happens.

 

Oh, che arroganza! “Ricordate l’Alamo, americani di merda!”, and in the words of Francisco Cervelli, “questo è uno dei giorno più bello della mia vita.”

… and FranceTú does not even have to wait for Apolline de Mañana because Öüï could do La Madeleine hoy por [aquello del ] medio día if Eye wanted to.

El Mentecato de las madeleines de Trump

 

… and Alicia Menendez, Seth Meyers is such a news junkie with that Orange County pundit from The Bay ; same bay where Exodus gave their first begotten son (Kirk) to the the Master of Puppets after the drummer in that band sent Mustaine to Devil’s Island, it was a deal that James made with the French on boulevard Poissonnière, just a few steps from their bendita Madeleine.

… and Katty Kay :

The cocksocker got a Mexican reward for that exchange but instead of a “gallery” or a radio show like the one on Fréquence Paris Pluriel, Hetfield scored himself a pub 🍻, it cost him an ‘i’ but the son-of-a-bitch gained an ‘ɘ’. Rumor has it that it represents the 😈 head  that Metallica gained when they took Hammett to their circle in High School Hell… Issy-‘eɘ’-Exodus.