El Paso, Texas, day… except in The U.S. in América and on The Falkland Islands where the Old India Company still holds a grip…a of logic and common sense.

Birria de Chivo Spécial, THE FIRST 915 customers get a FREE SPAGHETTI BOWL!!!

HIT THAT, Charlotte Bibring.

It’s a lazy day.

And All That Jazz

Dear, “Paso del Norte”, please relay to the 16th District representative, Verónica “so’ pa-pilla” Escobar that Öüï don’t select the tracks… but it seems that Walmart does

El Grito de Troyes-es.. go Back to Juárez! You dirty FRONT CHI

Happy Birthday to Porfirio Díaz, inventor of the Mexican Independence Day 🎆 Célébration.

… [A]hhh, little ol’Eye still remembers the days when (LITERALLY) only a French citizen in El Chucoplex could cross the border and report for The El Paso Times, the happenings around the Thomson Twin Plants, on both sides of the Rio Bravo 👏 👏 👏.

https ://nypost .com /2024/09/10 /us-news /el-paso-gateway-hotel-overrun-by-migrants-tren-de-aragua-gang/

Hatchet-wielding, hard-partying migrants take over Texas hotel — turning it into a haven for Tren de Aragua gang

Who could have thought, back in 2005/2006, that Venezuelans would bring Venezuelan gangs to that lovely Gateway Hotel, next to “Rosa’s Cantina”, —no less.

Sources close to Bandidos M.C., prospect-at-arms, Bob “El Chivo” Hinojosa, relay that those fucking “vinotinto” 1%’ers make Renegados M.C. across the charco and along el boulevard Juan Gabriel!!! Look like a bunch of “Fiesta de Las Flores” floats on parade.

El Chivo

En fin, rest in peace, “Bob The Goat”… The Franklin’s didn’t deserve your magnificence. Sources close to El Chucoplex Wildlife Agents relay that “Bob’s” unfortunate passing was blamed on pneumonia and not the rope used to capture The Ram 🐏 to ironically, send the goat to retire to better pastures in the vicinity of White Sands Missile Range.