Over at BFM TV… It’s Real Estate Porn³

³~. And, I swear that I Am Not Making This Up., my commode is better than yours…

… and the pisser is not that shabby, it also acts as a bomb shelter in case that Putin decides to test Poland’s new underground toilettes, as featured on The Rachel Monday Show.

Holy Moses! It’s Jacques pot!!!

Special delivery for Mongo… 💥

And Öüï begins at la rue de Scarlett Johansson at REPresentative Gatel’s district on the Left Bank 🏦 .

And over and under the bridge of Balard, Pauline Paccard raided Pauline Godart’s garde-robe and oh, l’ironie en Gaza where Joe Biden Is restricted by the U.S.-Israeli military complex from using responsible delivery distribution to the children of the Canaanites, and so airborne to The Lord of The Flies, it goes.

Over and next to le Théâtre de Les Halles in proximité to KTLA it’s another edition of “The Kids Are Alright”

Number 9, number 9, number 9, … ad nauseam.

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After the break Martha trades her PACEMAKER for MANOS DE PIEDRA, in the telenovela de las CHICAS COCODRILO 🐊 en el ataque de los HOMBRES G.

Ladies in Gemini — Donald Morrison followed by Rosecrans Baldwin

In local news, it’s 99 ballots of beer on The Wall (punto y coma) and in HILO, HAWAII, the TIME REMAINS at 100 THEYS.

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In God We Trust, et. al.

It’s only a matter of time, mister Préfecture de Police CHIEF replacement, only a matter of time but like I told Stephanie Menou’s boss back in 2014, “¿Sera¹?”

Latinos for Carfentanil, follows… Tout ça pour la bossa nova, starring El WaPo’s own EUGENE Robinson as the last Black motherfucker in AMÉRICA who did not vote for JUAN PERÓN, hail Hitler, because HERR Goebbels was “misunderstood”, at a known Vélodrome in France

https ://www .dw .com /en /in-latin-america-synthetic-drugs-becoming-more-popular-than-cocaine-and-marijuana /a-62633710

I hate to say it, Brontis à La Préfecture… but Time told y’all, you just could not bear what, IT!, Would tell ∴ —y’all.

IT’S PANTOMIME!!!

The Georges Pompidou Européenne Research Facilities à Balard are going to need A BANANA 🍌 for size 📏… and a costal de chiles 🌶️🌶️🌶️ to measure that “rajada²”.

²~. If you need a reference, please go to LA MALDITA VECINDAD, ask for los Hijos de Sánchez at El Quinto Patio, tell them that MONSIVAIS sent you, and take a piss at Octavio Paz’ grave there. CRISTO REDENTOR con los brazos abiertos… Al FINAL—Emmanuel¹.

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