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Deer, Maureen Dowd… 🍸 maybe you were thinking about vampires

Deer, Maureen, please be advised that The Devil gargles holy water to wash down the consecration WHINE. And Reverend Al, roach spray now-a-days is a lot better smelling than in the Old Spice theys.

Still to come, Marjolaine Kalten-Porten Batgirl présents:

Épisode Ate… burp 🫧

The Birth of Cunt

Any hoot, Pablo Torre, i only follow the effeminate version of rugby 🏉 in the U.S. if a Los Angeles team, or even the Frisco 49ers make it to the Superbowl. So talk among the elite while Eye awaits Spring Training.

CORN on The Docks — The Tipping Gore

The Army got me hooked on Oxicontin, the doctor said that it would ease my “headaches”.

Trou Story

I can see for Miles, and Coltrane and yes Adderall, — even Baker.

Anyhow transportation secretary, i ‘ve just heard your remarks about the dock workers strike on the eastern part of the continental United States in América:

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Could it be, that the same individual who made 14 billion U.S. Dollars thanks to his shipping enterprise is in the same capitalist lobby that wants to tell Mexico how to make their tortillas?

How would Justin up in Canada or Chasten in your kitchen feel, if say Claudia comes up with a synthetic formula to make maple 🍁 syrup in Toluca Lake or even Puebla de Zaragoza, and then flood the market in Toronto with that shit, eh, mister Buttigieg?

Eye means, fuggedaboutit about Culiacán, Pete, no “culiacanazo” will ever reach the levels of violence that them Canucks will unleash with their OTTAWA—POW—ZING—PUM in Maplelandia 🍁, heck mister Secretary, little ol’Eye reckons that even BATMAN himself would stay out of that trade war.

La mini milpa’s Autumn 🍁 Leaves 🍂🌾