In local soon to be known news
by: Mamba (24/8) Bryant
Paris, France_ Events and tribulations continue to delay the continuing testimony of Dexter from the Municipal showers at the Beaubourg, in recent days as “öüï are here — as you are he — as you are Mí… etc., etc., etcetera; anyway Mme. Hidalgo, a more clear and present danger was unleashed by the Rosbif central at HoBO TV and the “Last News Tonight” with Australian doppelgänger, John Oliver, so we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] have to postpone that big jam in Paname, in the mean time, öüï will continue to March into Madness (in brackets].
Los Angeles, California_ Superstar basketball player, Lebron James lost an O in the character form of his first name to the letter “i”, from now on, the most entitled player in the NBA will be known as LeBrin James, also, as an ironic retribution for abandoning his Fans in Ohio, LeBrin will lose the “i” in his Call Sign and as of this moment King he shall be no more; Ladies and Germs, EYE gives you:
ACTS i, ii, and iii from the Kong LeBrin Bible
But FOist… we [the staff] regret to inform our distinguished non–readers of this most non–consequential blog that tonight’s Jazz session will not be available, Sumo Wrestling and Aikido warriors are having a showdown at the forum, y eso quiere decir:
Hoy no hubo Jazz…
Over at the “little girls” room, coodies are at an all time high, and Nicolle Wallace is now transmitting in a time–delayed fashion so as to not contaminate the time zones east of Iceland.
Over at the Car Men distict, Dave Mustaine was blatantly plagiarized!
“Next thing you know,
And, over at Manchester City, the sport that brought you the “magic spray” for pussy–ass Premier League fútbol players is now suggesting that fans suck it up, and get to the stadium to get their DOSE of Corona Especial.