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Intermission — La 7ª Obsesión de un Sueño Perro³

Lovefool en Morceau de cinéma, pg. 22 of La Septième Obsession ; nº 60 ; 10th Year Anniversary Edition. Septembre–Octobre 2025.

Arnie goes wild, fool just ate all of Gilbert’s grapes.

Si No Te Hubieras Ido → Marco Antonio Solís
Y Tú Mamá También → Alfonso Cuarón

O, como diría Jorge Saldaña que dirían los franceses:

comment un chanson devient indissociable d’un BLOG.

Grapefool

For the record, Öüï don’t select the jukebox tracks, that’s the job of our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster Quintero who, in this edition of asegovia3, graces the cover of a cinema review in France. The September- October edition features one of Jerry Lewis’s favorite kids, Arnie Grape of the syndicated sitcom, “Who’s Eating Gilbert’s Grapes?” where Arnie plays a mentally challenged Leonardo DiCaprio target practicing with spent or, empty PAM cooking spray aerosol canisters.

But WAIT!!! D.A.R.E. is more!!!

Öüï is sad to report that Marjolena Kalten-Portenbach never made it back from Rachida Dati’s cultural vacation, bee-ASS-it-may, stay tuned for details and, little tigres, —ConText.

Welcome, trackers! American Curious inside.

Ketch up.

Charlie don’t surf, because Charlie CHOKED on the smell of Fresh Mexicans in Chicago. Happy Trump TACO Tuesday.

Blatant Grand Theft Advert. Gand Theft Auto (Miami) is for fags.

In Hilo, Hawaii, Dolores apenas dió El Grito… FEY sang it best.

Masiosare un extraño gancho en el vestidor de Canelo.

Previously on “Que imPolTa si te gusta Coldplay”

Rosbifs in Rosbif Abby.

I swear that Eye don’t even listen to Reggaeton and Öüï don’t even like Gwyneth Parlow, I’m SIRIUS and you are KNOT.

Catch!

 

Love me, love 😘.

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Y por si sobrara menos, the killer has an industrious sense of humor, even if Sting and his faggety walking cane feel that “there really isn’t any need for violence”, but mister Policeman forgets that that is the American Way, you can count on that number over-and-over again.

Anything by you.

Pompasloose sin rebeca, or cardi if youse from that Neck of the Woulds in rosbifland.

Miriam Castellanos… te lo mamo como el cora

En fin… la carrilla ya no existe porque Canelo es UN bully, y fuentes cercanas a guanatos dicen que el güey es Puto 🥊 en mayúsculas y negritas.

Eye want you… te complazco con LOS INVASORES de mi playa 🪗🥁

Lo bueno d’este blog es que los tecos no saben mirar entre letras… if only Guadalajara had the fucking imagination.

Miriam, te amo pero esos pinches comerciales me matan. Cómprate lo que quieras que al fin estás hecha a mi medida… con todo y tus calorías portuguesas y la basura de Vero en su lugar.

🦈

For the uninitiated this post might seem like a diss, or shade if youse from the Charros dugout ⚾ but it’s knot.

Tyler Robinson — This Bud’s For You. Mr. Robinson, you sir are a true American hero 🎖️

Miriam, de caballito con el trapeador, fregona en la otra España, pero no le digas a la escoba de Portugal.

Entonces. That’s it. I’ve got no advertising. I am a public radio listener, Eye landed on your freq, you freak, by accident — but I loves you Miriam. Your voice is made for my nightmares.