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Dear, West Point Graduates; Sirs… Today’s Scope is no Joke

… and of course Mesdames, if today’s commencement speech at the Academy sounds like a General Election campaign rally, it is probably because I, armando segovia, have seen this act before:

Intermezzo

Intermezzo reloaded, originally aired at the underground media of the RATP M-3… the green line, on March 15, 2016 Before Trumpian Terms.

… Coming up:
“Existential reckoning”… and bullet-proofing your blogging experience.

 

Coming up in the programming, It’s “SaturJay” Night Live At The 11th Hour with Brians William, on today’s syndicated rerun Brians reads from the forgotten gospel of Trevor Noah chapter 19th on “How to blee–Black”. Stick around WPA grads, it’s Weekend Edition.

https ://www .msnbc .com /11th-hour /watch /trump-rescheduling-june-19-rally-out-of-respect-for-juneteenth -84969541768

After the break, did Nancy Sinatra have daddy issues, and just exactly who where those boots going to walk all over, eh? Sammy Davis Jr., breaks it down to the May–Dees Mam.

Deer, Republican voters

Dear, Republican voters against These two sons-of-bitches… what makes you —motherfuckers— think that Hell is taking applications for room and board, no–no–no. Send this fuckers over to go and knock on Saint Petersburg’s door. Hell has No Vacancy sign up right now.

📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎

And in conclusion, Thank You, Felipe Griffin for including an Enlisted member on the Aymen Mohyeldyn WPA toy soldier delivery speech of 5th Grader “Donnie Trump” to Future Tankers of America, and yes Brians William, yes, even if that ‘senior enlisted sailor’ is a spy. We dig Black Spy even if he hails from the navy.

My flowers

My Flowers! My beautiful French garTen flowers at La Place de La Concorde have been disrespected from the corner of some Gabriel, or some street plotter by D.A.T. nomenclature .:. 7AD42D47-BB73-4A5B-9E3B-5D2EB5EB8492 🦌

In local motion news: An opera called #BLM is hitting the Republic as we type this script, behind curtains French police unions had their hit parade carnival cruise des affaires yesterday in protest of having Mr. Macron (that’s the President of France, in case you are in Fifth Grade, and happen to be delivering a speech to your daddy on the empty stands) institute a ban on a lucha libre llave called the chokehold.

Posted on 13/06/2020 by Armando Segovia. Posted in En primera plana | Tagged El Emputador–in–Chief, Intermezzo, Rachel Maddow has a reddit account | Leave a comment

Coming up on French Existential films…

Saint Ignatius de Los WaPo’s gets a message from Eugène de la Cruz:

Indeed

Indeed, mr. potus 45, indeed, a knife will cut through butter, but sir, the only thing that you know how to use is a Silver Spoon. And from the timing of your comment, it is clear that you are reading what i, armando segovia, write in this most non–consequential draft. Indeed, silver-spoon fed motherfucker: yo soy José “Mantequilla” Nápoles… 🥊 Black Cuban-Mexican Lives Matter. .::. In the frame, the newly renovated Church of Saint Sulpice, “the peoples church”. This past Wednesday we [the staff] had an opportunity to visit the guy W.H.O. painted Marianne, öüï are happy to report that former POTUS N° 42, William Jefferson Clinton, would most definitely would have to wear his Wayfarers©️… it’s bright in D.A.R.E., except for one cubby-hole (chapel), the one that houses Juana de Arco, that spot is dark, dark like Dark, Dark, Dark. And that’s a fact, ma’am, and by ma’am Eye means the women in president Trump’s life.

Oh, Brother, don’t you go running out of ink.

And in Washington, it is evident that Elise Jordan went to a Wet T–Shirt Knight last night after Deadline. Judging from that “Conservative-looking, middle–of–the–Road, 50/50 combed cotton blend looking T-Shirt” Elise Jordan is a Catholic Girl… and we love her for it, especially because Elise hails from them Ozarks.

She's from Missouri

She’s from Missouri .::. 6B59FAC2-1984-41F1-BFD2-4E45A171A417 🤸🏼‍♀️A red–blooded American that will read any book for Fifty Bucks.

Anyhow, Spike Lee, so you are going back to The ‘NAM, eh? Well, Eye hopes that it is on one of them “messianic” voyages, the kind of journey that enriches the S.O.U.L., you know, the kind that can only be accomplished when the spirit finds G.O.L.D., and tell u.s. Mr. Lee, isn’t that what Messianic Journeys are all about, —about finding Gold? Eye bets that they are, and are you going to deny and say that history lies? C’mon now! Tell U.S. something (on the MorJo Show) that we [the staff] didn’t already established for the “Do The Right Thing” crowd. Eye tells you what, doing the right thing is fly and all’that, but in that game there is always one W.H.O. gets the shortest straw, and in that beautiful bible of Donald Trump there is fable there about a guy who gets his ribcage CUT like a butterball on Thanksgiving grievances night. So, Brother Lee, do like John Heilemann when we showed him in advance how then Candidate of a so-called “silent majority”, was going to walk out onto the Stage. Oh, say… Brother Lee! Can You Say Intermezzo? Aussi, Brother Lee, do like the Three Amigos (Cuarón, González, and Del Toro) and shoot the Black Mirror. Do it.

… Meanwhile at La Maison de La Radio casi esquina con France 24, “El Niño Luc” got  stow–a–güey spot on Heidi Przybyla’s Egyptian Coincidence Vase… and the motherfucker brought a Funky Afrosoul kind of rhythm with him, well it’s not really an Afrosoul rhythm but we dig it anyhow.

Al Ataque: Jamón Jamón!

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Querido, Che:

[Live Session goes here… wait for, IT! Wait…]

Comandante, Feliz Cumpleaños por adelantado (14 de junio), con la novedad Doctor, que en estos precisos momentos, un Tal Fidel le está atizando al fuego de Rosario al toque de congas y fierros.

Carpe Diem, Luc Fregón, Agarra el día por los huevos!

Posted on 12/06/2020 by Armando Segovia. Posted in Etc. | Tagged Elise Jordan — The Ozarks, Frank Zappa's is a funny guy, Intermezzo, It's a Rerun, Rachel Maddow has a reddit account | Leave a comment

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