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Page 2 … the rest of the story 🛵🔥🪇

Previously on, A fucking scooter burned on at Ravioli 

And Zeppelin goes here.

… [W]ell alright!

In WaWa Land, Representative Ocazio~Cortes pulled out a nerf gun and that guy, Raskin, from Marie Land brought the balls, as previously predicted. The two, were set on rounding up a run away Court… neither knew how to handle Henry The Horse.

https ://thehill .com /homenews /house /ocasio-cortez-raskin-to-introduce-legislation-to-rein-in-a-fundamentally-unaccountable-and-rogue-supreme-court/

In Paris? … well in Paris, Évry thing is out of order and who knows who is the nigger in charge. One thing for sure is that President Emmanuel is keeping all of the toys and the “territoires” can go watch the Olympics on MsNbc.

Over at Marjo’s Kalten-Porterblack, well… It’s not appropriate for children and this being the twilight hour, well eWe know 🎺, the walls have ears.

Now about that scooter on fire, long story short, the beer delivery guy used a case of Perrier to extinguish the blaze.

Trou Story, Mme. Hidalgo… check your cameras, IT!, is all D.A.R.E.

Note to Hidalgo, don’t worry about the shark madam alcalde, just don’t jump that motherfucker. It’s been done before.

Oh, happy theys are here to stay, Kyle.

News flash: scooter’s electric battery short circuit, rider eaten by land shark at Rivoli

Selfies… Like Eye said, no es lo mismo Ser, que Estar.

Perrier®️ saved the day. And Ewe can take that to the (Left) bank…

badum tisch 🥁 ☕📩

Just the facts, ma’am.

… over at Morning Mika, it’s “Men are pigs” and know your value, in Abu Dhabi. Thank God for porn. And, Willie Geist, remember that “porn is in the eye of The Filter”.

Por su parte, Abdul was on his regular delivery route. Abdul drives for a beverage distribution company from Montorgueil and he was minding his own case of Perrier to the Chinese gambling establishment on, or at the end of la rue Lointier when, flash! The scooter’s battery exploded.

As cold as Alaska and Dinarama… and now, “The Rest of The Story³”:

Hell on wheels… Lilith Landshark follows.

³~. Note to editors, the name of the hero and the street involved have been changed to protect Foot Locker and The Sketchy Shoes store in front.

The kids sitting on the front-loaded family cargo bike would sure have an interesting story to tell in class, and so would the beverage delivery driver who wasted a case of Perrier’s on an express delivery service electric scooter burning on the world famous rue de Ravioli.

Lilith Landshark, rue de Ravioli, Paris-Centre —primero.

 

It was just before 0900 hours, Mamadou began feeling a warming sensation on his buttocks but made no big deal about it as he waited on at the traffic light at Sebasto-Paul next to Saint Jack’s square next to the Gay Pride district in at the southern quadrant of the Saint Queen Merry, just before Chateau Lett, but by the time he approached the Saint Denis “Y”, Mamadou knew that his ass was about to light on fire, so he did the sensible thing that one does when one’s sensible ass is about to be lit on fire 🔥…

 

That negro pulled to the side, unloaded his ass from the heated seat and once on the ground, Mamadou did an about face (literally), folded at the belly and began blowing air to the leaking battery, perhaps in an effort to send smoke signals to the Fire Department.

Need a hero? Swipe 📲 right 🔥

🎶 Vete de aquí… yo solo pienso en tu piel, —no es necesario mentir.