Effective immediatly at The F.B.I. : todas tus putas

Where was i… ah yes, Saturday night i was downtown—Working for the FBI.

The Re-run Maddow Show… and party Every They!

How is that purge from Elon Musk working out for you, evangelical right?

But seriously, on the double for PETE HEGSETH, sources close to The Stars & Stripes relay that recently deported « fag » Milo Yainnopoulous will be joining the editorial staff. Mr. Yainnopoulous will be working remotley from a flat in Londontown on account that Milo was “doge-ed” by ICE. The news of the former MAGA-brand hate-peddler coincide with the testosterone-obsessed secretary of war building of PENTAGON TROLLS.

NOTE to KATY TUR :
.    Deer Miss Kur, can you imagine what would have happened to the 2016 General Election outcome if Madame Secretary Hillary R. Clinton would have hired me as a troll during that election cycle? I tell you what, Miss Kur, Donald Would be in JAIL and not hiring “tricks” to work at the FBI.

Note to Rahm Emanuel : this space remains for rent, Öüï’s a gun for hire, nigga!

 

Greek tragedy, Jew is not… more like a Nazi purge with ‘long-knives”

Y’ain-no-poulus, mister Hanrahan… your Jewish ancestry (much like Stephen Miller’s) look more like a Nazi Brownshirt reject (punto y coma) you StrumaBreitbartBlacks for Trump—ICE detainee son of a bitch.

The sad thing about this post is that Milo will not be able to read it in REAL TIME.

Malinchista³ de Manchester.


³
~. A person who reneges their ancestry and betrays their homeland, the label (in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog) was unfairly chisled on the forehead of the Aztec woman (Malintzin aka “La Malinche”) who was gifted to the lead Spanish Conquistador to use as a fuck-toy; eventually, Cortés would find out that “doña Marina” had more than one talent when it came to the use of her tongue, which is why La Malinche is the patron saint of translators and interpreters at The El PASO County Court House.

https ://elpais .com /babelia /2026-08-21 /historia-verdadera-de-la-conquista-de-la-nueva-espana-una-narracion-parcial-desde-el-punto-de-vista-de-un-vencedor

… and Jacqueline Alemany, is that a US flag without the stars that youse wearing or are you just happy that Eugene is not wearing a broche to they.

Caution, objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

 

In local news, “fuck 9-11” VIVA « le pentagon ». And to celebrate the inside job of/at GROUND ZERO, the world (yes, Jackie, Le Monde en francés) has officially changed Donald John Trump’s acronym on his stupid presidential seal. The seal, which used to abbreviate the toponym for United States of America now stands for the Unwelcoming States of America.

Over at the Britpop scene, Eye HATE to SAY it, but Öüï is not surprised, THE KIDS fucking suck! And here is why :

https ://www .bbc .com /news / fuck-you-ed-sheeran-sincerely-alejandra-guzman

And in Iran the mullahs wasted no time, the Supreme Council of Billboards (literally) and Graphics re-issued a brand new cover of the ICONIC album cover that put  NIRVANA on the charts (Smells Like Teen Spirit) and, consequentally guaranteed those fuckers a STAGE at READING in Berkshire via The Wishkah in Washington.