Anyhow, Susana Pubeda : La Persica
(de MONTECLARO 🪗).

*~. In L.A. they will sell you a house but won’t be able to tell the buyer where the shut-off valves are at, which is why Century21 took the McDo road and moved in on Le Figaro immobilier.

In local news, Öüï is getting to the bottom of Fat Mike’s nationality, is that fucker (Fat Mike, not Öüï) in fact a Mexican or just an overweight Persil-camembert.

One thing for sure, is that over at Viry-Chatillon, a 15 year-old fellow succumbed to the blows administered without mercy by some “French cholos” who, as Samir Ahmed on fip–dot–fr explained, may or may not have been listening some Oldies but Goodies in el barrio del quartier. 

Now if Ewe is keeping count, here comes Zeppelin II… spoiler alert, it’s a motherfucking Good 🥾 Year… but that is only because Michelin is too fucking fat to Fly… in any case tires (or tyres) are the enemy on Reddit, which polite society hates:

https ://www .bfmtv .com /paris /viry-chatillon-l-adolescent-de-15-ans-passe-a-tabac-est-mort

goD dammeD mexicanS. Those chucos have never ho’ID of the East Side series from El Monte at Pére Lachaise, but Öüï still dig Em#, even if those sand niggers don’t know the 👹 Khalifornia 👹 code. goD bless Em#.

Across the Atlantic it’s Hot Tamales fo’ a nickel.

In local news, The Housing Authority asked Mí if Öüï has any references to prove to the préfecture if Eye is a “good” colabo… for the record, Eye is just a passenger… but nevermind the text just listen to them Doobie Bros.