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… de los ocho qué tenía — Law in order, country in disarray

 Dog Cockle, Ostra 🦪… if youse going to pour some TeKaïLa on them hearth-shaped shells then that chef needs to know that el tequila blanco no sirve más que para hacer Margaritas en Spring Break, « coño ». Get some Reposado, next Thyme; and motherfuckers don’t you forget about La Valentina and off-Course, —Mí.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_cockle

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Nice, France, things are not so peachy at police headquarters, the “flick’os » are acting like THE POLICE FORCES in Jalisco, this is to say, WE CAN NOW apostille un COTEJADO para la Unesco.

… [T]he administration decides how the state should operate. It’s a sort of organized catapult within the state, of which I don’t have the ins and outs, but it is something without precedent.
… 🎨
Entonces, pues… señor Tony Palma, please relay to Roger Pérez the following: —ahora píntame a uno de tus presidentes, 🍸.

¡Salud!
🍹… It’s Another Tequila Sunrise
But not here, aquí las cosas y las costas se acabán de nublar ☁️☁️☁️

“Was I Not Loud Enough”… do KNOT release the dog.
It’s called Country Music on Pabst Blue Ribbon, —motherfucker… and then CBGB’s was, you know, Trumped.

 

The Kid Stays in The Picture

Bob Evans in,

The Sun Also Rises… Ms. Greco

 

… and now the news. At la Maison de France24, en Issy-les-Moulineaux, home of the Cha-cha Sirens, the “Twitter” episode just became a relic.

 

After the fip, it’s “Sha-LA-la” 🇬🇧 Waterloo 🚽 Sunset 🌄 🚇

But first, a repetition for los Andalusians del Show de Juanito Guanabacoa, look it up, don’t make me link Jo’dum-Ass an “X”… used to be called « El pajarito », check it out:

… [W]ell, you’ve ho’id about, “el niño de la polla”, it’s not one of those, AND YOU CAN ASK Lucía Mendéz at RTVE/El Mundo de 🇪🇸, this one plays the piano with his cock, or so claimed Marylin Monroe 💋 💃🏻. He was also a gun-running NAZI smuggler.

https ://www .elmundo .es /suplementos/cronica/2009

And, Ambassador Asvazadourian, it’s like I once told your colleague in El Ey, “Unlike other Zorro’s (Robin hood), I can speak with a British accent 🍷🩸🐇… Eye also roamed with Cardinal Ximénez, coño owes Mí 5 Duros.

One last good-by: rue Verneuil 75000

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Hola Thony… la ‘ache’ es muda

It’s weekendEdition y al regrasar:

Le Buzz de Burgdorf —Los Brazos de Brozo —y— Las Pedas de Bourdain

♫ …Know your Soju

Then recognize your Pollo…
shoulder a Guitar
and howl like you are in
a karaoke bar
with a menu inspired by Marco Polo.

SongFacts:

Songs, that we are not covering today. | Uso Justo de todas las paródias… Fair use of All Media —for context analysis purposes— of course.

Songs, that we are not covering today. | Uso Justo de todas las paródias… Fair use of All Media —for context analysis purposes— of course. || Today en La Rancherita 939 Mhz on your AM dial, armando barbas does a Cover of a classic from The Who —when they too, Katy my dear— Sold Out… how’s that Audio working for you?

The Thony Bourdain bistro blues band
… a song in-progress inspired by CIBO MATTO [y Yoko Ono].
… written by armando segovia
… con la CoLaBoRaCión de Paquita la del Arrondissement… la del Barrio de Longchamp—no la del Quinto Patio… “¿me estas oyendo Pablito?”.

Dear Presidente Enrique Peña Nieto,

The following applies IF, and only IF,
you walk onto the Balcony of Palacio Nacional, and in a very calm voice declare [con Los Brozos’ …perdón Con Los Brazos, no con los brozos] abiertos algo por esta Vereda Tropical:

Estimados  Ciudadanos  del  Frente  Nacional [familiar o de los altos de Jalisco; de Aguascalientes; los de Queretaro; o mismo los de Chihuahua]  Vayan  ustedes  [ah—pero como no] a Chingar a su Madre.

El staff [mismo que permanece de vacaciones]  promete  empezar  “a’blar” de lo bueno de su administración —y eso Señor Ciudadano del Partido Revolucionario Institucional— si que es un verdadero reto para nosotros.

La verdad, Señor Güesped de Los Pinos, no es que el staff lo odie a usted, y a su Honorable partido. Lo que pasa es que [con El Debido Respeto Que Usted y su godinazgo institucionalizado —No Nos Merecen] pues, su partido, como El Frente Nacional [en Familia—o en Coalición… disfrazado con El PAN] no Sirven a México mas que para puritita Verdolaga —y eso!!! Sr. Presidente, pues  hasta el güey de Anthony Bourdain sabe que se cocinan mejor cuando hay vapor.

Dile No Al Frente Nacional …familiar.
ATTE: el staff d’este blog.
TimeStamp: Beer-thirty in The Philippines. 

TimeStamp: el intermedio de las nueve de la noche [CET]

Dear Jason Jones… what's your limit on "the" schnitzengruben?

Dear Jason Jones… what’s your limit on “the” schnitzengruben? | Uso justo de todas las historias que se nos olvidan  y dan pauta al Fair Use of another edition of: Godwin’s law.

The line longitudes in the CET are already crossing over to the 8 a.m. hour on the dial, but over in Downtown L.A., Lisa Ling has the prison porn covered… we now return to our regular programming featuring last year’s X-mas party over at the Philippines with your street-food gourmand: Anthony Bourdain… allá en la fonda de doña Pacorra —y en el estanquillo de los tacos orientales de Cuernavaca— la raza lo conoce simplemente con el mote de Thony [la ‘ache’ es muda].

Uso Justo de un reloj. | Vía: los interwebs… Over on the Democratic side  of  the  stump,  the  Clinton  Team FINALLY HIRED a ‘communicator’ to PUSH her BUTTONS… oh, well — today is job-hunt day… Again. Does anyone need a carpenter? “All i need is a Pint a day”… dijo Paul.

The line longitudes at the CET are already crossing over to the 8 a.m. hour on the dial, but over in Downtown L.A., Lisa Ling has the prison porn covered… we now return to our regular programming featuring last year’s X-mas party over at the Philippines with your street-food gourmand: Anthony Bourdain… allá en la fonda de doña Pacorra —y en el estanquillo de los tacos orientales de Cuernavaca— la raza lo conoce simplemente con el mote de Thony [la ‘ache’ es muda].

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↵ … Uso Justo that’s all.

… Now:

“On a Sunday night!‽‽‽“”
[ as heard on the Anderson Cooper time-slot]. You are welcome Coop’… you are most certainly welcomed.

Meanwhile over in the Citizen United universe, the  Mario Perillo lease stipulated for at least one mandatory meal break. Anthony Bourdain takes La Plancha and the cutting board on the next post ↑.