The Prodigy:
Hilarity ensues when Hilary Clinton drops an epilogue and the mic, on any giving mailroom glass ceiling. Just in time for International “Smack My Bitch Up” Day at The New York Fashion Week event.
Glad you could make it to the 4:30 am PST Wayne show flick.
Hand gestures optional (Shut The Fuck Up, Donnie³)
— And the Sho-it!
At The Movies… Mika’s first time, Grease is the word.
— Ugh! The Woh-ist.
— The nerve of that convenience store loitering, chain-smoking foo.
³~. And, Donnie, wipe that “Blue Heaven” smirk of off your mug, you son of a bitch!
What a difference a wardrobe makes, gheesh! Does that top come complete with matching scrub pants?
i’m telling Ewe all, first Juan Leguizamo growing a grown-ass man mustache, and now Kevin Smith wearing Lisa Rubin’s Satan Red coat, no wonder Jason mEwes went the way of that 1984 Summer Olympics Diver.
³~. Everything above this footnote must be read in a very bad New Jersey Italian accent.
Ok, that’s enough Morning Mika for today, bitch started her own Mattress Sale commercial on Joe’s show.
But speaking about Law and Order, in local news, Mexico’s most elusive capo, Ismael “El Mayo” Zambada makes his debut in a Federal New York District Court, but Lisa Rubin won’t be able to tell y’all about “El Culiacanazo” that follows, hopefully in Mazatlán, far away from that precious “Central Park”, Imagine the possibilities. It’s Easy if Ewe try.
