Öüï begins with Willie Geist, who … stayed tuned, but seriously Lasagna Martin, youse gonna miss-informate the Waters.
Next thing you know, Donald Trump is going to be naming the entire ‘new world’, “América”.
In Tennessee, whip-poor-will called and Dolly has gone the way of Bonnie.
Americana
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The Prodigy:
Hilarity ensues when Hilary Clinton drops an epilogue and the mic, on any giving mailroom glass ceiling. Just in time for International “Smack My Bitch Up” Day at The New York Fashion Week event.
Glad you could make it to the 4:30 am PST Wayne show flick.
Hand gestures optional (Shut The Fuck Up, Donnie³)
— And the Sho-it!
At The Movies… Mika’s first time, Grease is the word.
— Ugh! The Woh-ist.
— The nerve of that convenience store loitering, chain-smoking foo.
³~. And, Donnie, wipe that “Blue Heaven” smirk of off your mug, you son of a bitch!
What a difference a wardrobe makes, gheesh! Does that top come complete with matching scrub pants?
i’m telling Ewe all, first Juan Leguizamo growing a grown-ass man mustache, and now Kevin Smith wearing Lisa Rubin’s Satan Red coat, no wonder Jason mEwes went the way of that 1984 Summer Olympics Diver.
³~. Everything above this footnote must be read in a very bad New Jersey Italian accent.
Ok, that’s enough Morning Mika for today, bitch started her own Mattress Sale commercial on Joe’s show.
But speaking about Law and Order, in local news, Mexico’s most elusive capo, Ismael “El Mayo” Zambada makes his debut in a Federal New York District Court, but Lisa Rubin won’t be able to tell y’all about “El Culiacanazo” that follows, hopefully in Mazatlán, far away from that precious “Central Park”, Imagine the possibilities. It’s Easy if Ewe try.
And, Alicia 🎧 Menendez… where were you when the Heritage fellow was on? Anyhow, Michael Steele, like yesterday’s comment on the weaponization of “youths” in France, by Elise Jordan on the Morjo Show, it’s insane to be on the side of doméstica abuse, but Simone Sandy, when are fake or unfounded domestic abuse claims by angry mommies who want the daddies out of the family picture, be put on the other side of that USELESS justice scale ⚖️ ?
From the creators of Pan y Circo, comes the story of, “ Ewe Don’t Say! ».
Child alienation is very real and Uncle Sam is the biggest Sugar Daddy for cold-hearted cunts, and the enforcers are County Judges across the United States in América who, use the more toxic claims to guarantee their re-election to the bench.
Viva la red pill !!! And, Claire McCaskill, the Jews who killed Jesus used the Law, for their political aims. And, Lucy Caldwell, fuck Joe Walsh. And for the record, I didn’t get on the MAGA wagon, the Morning Joe justice grapevine chained ⛓️ me to it.
Note to CIA spooks:
Please relay to Avi Velshi that it ain’t necessarily so… that under a Trump second term Öüï would get what they promised U.S., it’s just that it’s always January in the month of June. And here is why…
Lay-dees, in Gemini, direct from The Acropolis, it’s the Letter Y.
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For the record, and on the side of César’s tail, it doesn’t matter what fucking side of the podiums Joe Biden wishes to debate on the MSNBC set, if Madisonian democracy had any fucking justice, then Donald Trump would not have even been an “Apprentice” peddler on the National Broadcasting Corporation… but like Jonathan Lemire said to the fucking Minions yesterday, “it pays for my 401K Plan”.
Watch Donald offer to lower the drinking age.
And, Madame, Vice-president Harris, I don’t wish to experience another Trump administration, but if he wins, I could understand why BLACKS and “latino” males would vote for him.