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1 de enero 2026 🦖 La la la la-la la-la I Love L.A.

Things We Said to They:

Turn off your mind and follow Mí, it is “Being”, — here, there and Évry güera con los pasajeros del Tren TRANSA- oceánico. … Uso Justo de todos los rieles, durmientes y muertes. Armando Segovia, copyleft and Roll Over Beethoven, because “la güera” del sombrerón, well my Línea ZETA passengers, “She’s Got The Devil in Her Heart.”

Now with Hits such as “Essa moca ta diferente (Schweppes), and “Plus jé t’embrasse” yo te cojó, — de la mano. Blossom Dearie knows the deal she speaks French and right now she is asking who let Rosemary’s nephew into the French passports section, her sister’s (Rosmary’s) baby, can’t speak-a-lic of French.

🚝 If I Fell… well she’s my woman of Gold, well she’s faster than T-Rex and The Children of The Revolution.

 

Up next, George Clooney can kiss Matt Damon’s Ass, Eye is fine with D.A.T.³ and War Daddy approves this message.

³~. Distinguished Armor Technician in the FTA

Avenir Déconstruction — don’t believe the Cunt

Gospel Groove — Shuggie Otis 🎸… any 🦉 hoot, Mike Barnacle, you son of a bitch! Best seats in the house.

So cool, your culito… but nevermind Pablo Torre, Öüï’s talking rock royalty here, and for context, it’s like Cousin Joe reminisce in the Eat-yer-Crow segment about driving over a hill, or taking a turn and a song about some Tequila 🐂💃🏼 Sunrise comes over the radio… I know the feeling, not only in California but also in Catalonia when Serrat sounded over the airwaves followed by La Pantoja and some Juan Gabriel song in Spain… Así fue.

… and Zeppelin, goes here.

Nobody’s Fault but mine.

A crown of righteousness for working overtime.

Hate Speech is free speech, in Argentina… and if you are BRONTIS at The Prefecture de Paris, i told your stupid ass all those years ago that the future of journalism was about a TROLL, Ewe fils de pute!!! Say hello to your sexy boss, and if you are Johanne Poisson you know what I am writing about.

Raul Julia was the best Addams… Diego Luna was the best Morning Joe guest… George Clooney stars as the cunt in The Mill.

Come away with me… El canto de la sirena Jones ; Don’t-don’t believe the cunt, Don Quijote… she’s just a fucking Moulineaux, Issy-it’s-Trou 🕳️.

That’s “A.D.” if you know the Gospel

Inter-mission du Jardin : fuck you George Clooney

Enjoy your little “faggety” shot of Italy.

Catch-22.50-264-10-1 w/c… look it up, Cluny, look it up. The “dash-10 dash-1“ stands for user manual, the prefix is a MBT.

Enjoy the tax-breaks and it looks like you bought U.S. a Zoo. It’s a little bit funny because Matt bought a French clos first.

In local news the U.S. Pony Express is now privatized and somehow Don King won the government contract. Historical receipts show that Don King presented a blank page, of PAGE in white, and that nigger filled the landscape as the rounds 🥊went by.

Only in America

Da’ funk is this U.S. Postal Service stamp!? Holy mother-mary in Cuaresma, Alecia Mer y ENDAS, the only way to adjust that cover is with some poon-tang en pelotas.

And, Katie Tur… fuck Rachel Maddow

“Kamala Harris and whoever she picks will win the next election.”

Rachel Maddow on the Katie Tur Show

Congratulations to George Clooney and The New York Times, goooooo, Dodgers.

Deer, Rachel Tur… Ewe just jinxed the next General Election. You cunt.

Child Alienation vS no Fault Divorce.

But first, the Somme of all things and on this side of the elitist The Atlantic, en La Jornada de hoy, Le Point is this:

France : tous contre Jean-Luc Mélenchon

https ://www.jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/07/21 /opinion /todos-contra-jean-luc-melenchon

 

Thyme to Cha-cha 🌴 i’m the driver

Paris, France. 11 July, 2024_ Carnaval barkers are just about ready to greet Stephen Spielberg on La Seine, for the occasion, the Paris City Hall Green Works Division sent a shout-out to El Ey mayor, Karen Bass, by chopping down a young 🌱 elm that blocked the view of some ticket holding schmuck at the Tartines en Seine.

Fuck an elm plant a palm.

… to they in history:

1940 – The Vichy France regime is formally established. Philippe Pétain becomes Chief of the French State, George Clooney’s mom sang La Marseillese with the aid of Milo Minderbender’s Elite Brass Band.

And in local news, the price of coffee beans soared to heights only reached by coconut-less worthless PALMS 🤲🏻, to celebrate the occasion, Parisian Mayor Anne Hidalgo vowed to plant a replacement PALM for ÉVRY elm three cut downed for obstructing The View of Olympic ticket holders to La Seine in Châtelet.

Save an Elm³, fuck a Palm Tree 

Where were we… ah, yes. The Ocean — The 11th Inter-Squadron Parade Jamboree.

 

Quote of the Week:

Now I question whether George Clooney has really spent a lot of time with President Biden in person, I am more of a Matt Damon guy than a George Clooney guy.

Sen. (D-DE) Chris COONS.

Opportunistic elitist prick that George Clooney is, mister أمل علم الدين° wasted no time and decorated the entire quadrant of the Bazar Hôtel de Ville (BHV) with espresso machine paraphernalia advertisment, Jean Dujardin was seen around Le Beaubourg peddling out samples of espresso aluminum capsules to Catholic students from the Saint Merri-Institute of Le Marais. 

°~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Amal_Alamuddin

Any how, Cousin Joe, you know who else can go fuck himself on today’s date?

Only on The George Clooney Show.

Alexander Hamilton, Cousin Joe, that’s who:

1804 – A duel occurs in which the Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr mortally wounds former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton.

But hey, it’s like Peter Baker from The El Paso Times said this morning on the George Clooney Show, “our side of the press room does not take sides, that’s Mara’s side… they are the opinionated at The El Paso Times, knot U.S..”.

And it is with that spirit that even The New York Times wished that it had, that Öüï switch it over to The Stone Roses and The Picture of Mara Gay… just the facts, ma’am:

/2024/06/17 /the-who-the-youngen-sitters³/

Por ejemplo, Mara Gay, do you know what George Clooney didn’t talk about during his morning show? That’s right Peter Baker from The El Paso Times, George Clooney did not addressed the impeachment called upon two SCOTUS Justice’s by AOC.

Here’s the Standard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, it will represent Shakespeare. On the other side of La Mancha is Cervantes 🇪🇸 Molière was busy on account that Jean de La Fontaine stormed La Prison de Vincennes in an attempt to free his main donor from the hole where Colbert (that motherfucker) threw him in just as Molière was staging “Les Fâcheux” at Vaux-le-Vicomte.

Needles to say, La Fontaine kicked Poquelin’s ass because Molière was the useful idiot in Colbert’s plan to take over The Jimmy Kimmel Show… and that’s why the Musketeers sucked against a 16 year old Cid.