From the producers of Band on The Run

Deer, Marjolena Porten-Kaltencuadros:

Por El Arco de Trump – KUSH 1gram Twenty Euros… We Can Work It Out ; 2 grams for 30 Euros.

Please relay to the president (of Africa 🌍) that Öüï can work it out.

Trascendió, que luego de superar la experiencia de ser un “beatle” Macca decided to take his chivas¹ and canes² (including Linda³) to Scotland, years later, half-a-century (give or take) a post-Beatles documentary would make its way to the Morjo Show at Times Square, a heavy blizzard covered the Big Apple’s skyline, nobody came, travel restrictions were in-effect and, Father McKenzie finally figured out why nobody heard that sermon that he (himself) wrote the words for (before The End) and it turned out that it was because the producers and the control room monkeys at Morning Joe muted the intro and the cocksuckers failed to “dub the mic on the piano“. Additionally, the audience learns that Paul never broke a glass on account that John had already replaced all the glasswares into plastic from the Ono Company Band… so yeah, Paul never broke a glass but he did shattered a window, by traveling at the speed of sound.

¹~. Chivas, not the whisky but all of his household items ; “chivasin old Mexican sayings are someone’s belongings, or « affaires » if youse French. Note to editors : sus pinches chivas no son lo mismo que sus putas chingaderas.

“Ira-lo, ira-lo… ¿ta’contento “el viejón,” o quiere que el 🦮 le guise un huevo?

²~. Canes (pronounced Kha-NES), this one is straight out of the traditional dictionary but just to save you a trip to la biblioteca, all dogs go to heaven except one, Xoloitzcuintli, this dog is tasked with guiding the dead to Mictlantecuhtli, and in this segment that Aztec diety is portrayed by “El Pirata de Sinaloa“.

³~. Jo-Jo’s first wife 📸 .

Ricordo tattile di un momento presente

We now return to our local programming, but don’t you step on my big brass shoes.

Like Öüï said… all those years ago, Stéphanie ; do say hello to Barbara 🎟️

 

Entonces, Stephanie Menou… what Juanjo said:

GUMS 🏒 for Victory

https ://www .theparaguaypost .com /p /juanjo-pereira-under-flags-sun

I guess, Stéphanie Menou, one has to be a FLORIDA MAN such as Mark Caputo to brand narco reactions to a turf war as a “Foreign Terrorist Target of Opportunity” at one of their (United Statesians) favorite vacation spots.

En fin, vamos a “hacerle al Mickey” mientras todo se calma in the MeanWhile, over on Morning Joe is your daily dose of Paul.

Mencho is dead and on the way to meet Nick

Claudia just accepted the devil’s aid and coming up before Trump becomes “absolute dear leader” EL IMPERIO de Manuel Bartelett Díaz will become just another Trump trademark…

Hasta a tus pinches perros… TBC.

Yup… it was a training exercise as reported earlier in the month. U.S. operatives are taking over the Cartel Jalisco N.G. avocado enterprises.

Infierno follows