Viva El Paso and artistas like Ricardo Leyva Muñoz Ramirez (The Night Stalker), and Laboratorios Camacho de La Calle Stanton casi esquina con The Tap (bar) and that Gateway Hotel.
¡Viva, —El Paso!
Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle — El Conquistador
DD/MM/YEAR — Today is…
El Paso, Texas, day… except in The U.S. in América and on The Falkland Islands where the Old India Company still holds a grip…a of logic and common sense.
Birria de Chivo Spécial, THE FIRST 915 customers get a FREE SPAGHETTI BOWL!!!
HIT THAT, Charlotte Bibring.
It’s a lazy day.
And All That Jazz
Dear, “Paso del Norte”, please relay to the 16th District representative, Verónica “so’ pa-pilla” Escobar that Öüï don’t select the tracks… but it seems that Walmart does
El Grito de Troyes-es.. go Back to Juárez! You dirty FRONT CHI
Happy Birthday to Porfirio Díaz, inventor of the Mexican Independence Day 🎆 Célébration.
… [A]hhh, little ol’Eye still remembers the days when (LITERALLY) only a French citizen in El Chucoplex could cross the border and report for The El Paso Times, the happenings around the Thomson Twin Plants, on both sides of the Rio Bravo 👏 👏 👏.
https ://nypost .com /2024/09/10 /us-news /el-paso-gateway-hotel-overrun-by-migrants-tren-de-aragua-gang/
Hatchet-wielding, hard-partying migrants take over Texas hotel — turning it into a haven for Tren de Aragua gang
Who could have thought, back in 2005/2006, that Venezuelans would bring Venezuelan gangs to that lovely Gateway Hotel, next to “Rosa’s Cantina”, —no less.
Sources close to Bandidos M.C., prospect-at-arms, Bob “El Chivo” Hinojosa, relay that those fucking “vinotinto” 1%’ers make Renegados M.C. across the charco and along el boulevard Juan Gabriel!!! Look like a bunch of “Fiesta de Las Flores” floats on parade.
El Chivo
En fin, rest in peace, “Bob The Goat”… The Franklin’s didn’t deserve your magnificence. Sources close to El Chucoplex Wildlife Agents relay that “Bob’s” unfortunate passing was blamed on pneumonia and not the rope used to capture The Ram 🐏 to ironically, send the goat to retire to better pastures in the vicinity of White Sands Missile Range.
In Extremis w/Phat Basterd’ – …
That was Mí, landing here:
AgRain, or Silver🌧️?
— 2011 – Within Ursa Minor, H1504+65, a white dwarf with the hottest known surface temperature in the universe at 200,000 K, was documented.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please be advised that Rosecrans Baldwin was right all along, —seriously, as right as any Rosbif promenading on the way to Cannes ever is.
And, María Hinojosa, this is where were my, ¿A Poco, —sí?, from my Theys as a “Conquistador”, true story, as true as Joe is Old at EPCC. It’s a coincidence, it has to be, Eye means:
Who in their Helter Skelter mind could have Predicted that Rod Stewart would turn out to be “A Working Class Hero”, 23– 43 years later, after the arrest of that Chap, man!
Penny Laine in Miami reporting… 👮🏿♂️ Black 👮🏿♂️ Cops 👮🏿♂️ Matter.
Exhibit One, from the crossword puzzle 🧩 next to Cerf-panthère (that motherfucker)… The Answer on the Vertical question is a “nakid” answer.
Now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the following is going to require that Ewe too (motherfuckers) can too see for Miles, and miles. So gh’ahead, close your i’s. Shut them lids wide open. Are EWE ready?
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