Pablo Torre wants Arnold Palmer’s junk

Arnold CORNS : NEW YORK MOONAGE

I’m an Ali, Gator.

… and Claire McCaskill is a momma/poppa coming for Ewe.

Claudia’s Exceptional Marseillaise.

Now, Pablo, take that Jackie Chan Kung Fu shirt off and go put yer’ translucent GUAYABERA on … BILL Maher wants to admire your hairy nipples.

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Any hoot… over at the Morning Mika Showroom, Doris is wearing her “Carlito’s Way” leather jacket 🧥 and she’s got the Runaways do’… sources close to HoBO TV reveal that PEOPLE WHO KNOW, Know why some countries are like Joe Scarborough’s neighborhood in Nantucket, and others are like President Ronald Reagan left them, like “emancipated” shit 🕳️ holes.

Syndicated Suicide is Beautiful — Wabbit Ears Fuchs like FOXes-es

Sread’em if you have’em 📺

Wabbit Ears and The Squid on The FOXes-ese

 

Live from Ellis Island, it’s a re-interpretation of the cinematographic saga of Puzo, on the back of a… Greyhound Bus.

Issy, that last part reads like a LINE taken out of context from an Allman Brother’s track, but just because them camiones are chartered from Colorado doesn’t mean that the trip is not the Start of a new American Saga, not to be confused with the “Saga” at Jour et Nuit Culture Center in Saint-Michel.

Give me your masa 🌽 leave the Doritos®️ in the bus.

Synopsis, Little Vito, arrives from the Golden Triangle 📐 in Santiago Papasquiaro. A dumb redneck asks little Vito (short for Victoriano) his name, long syllables short, the FOX NEWS–viewing immigration dummy spots little Vito’s place of birth [Goméz Palacio, DGO]; little Vito became Gomes, because the Uniformed Goon was a Guerreiro from Lisbon.

 

After the Break, it’s bring Mi, The Q., But first, we switch, IT!, to McCallen, Texas, where “un sirenito” on vacation in Tampico, México, served as postre on “Juacho’s Plate””.