From wannabe Chairperson to wannabee Sheerperson:

I, armando serrano-prieto can Dig It! Eye can Dig It, little ol’Eye can tell youse—heck, i almost felt a tear creeping out of my left tear sack but my nutsack reminded Mí (that motherfucker) that it was only all of “that weight” and-oh-by the way, “that magic feeling : nowhere to go” that activated the eyeball hydration process and not the “buena vibra” spiel.

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window… and in The End, the spoon Ewe gives is equal to the Shugga’ YOU Make.

my name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman, but that’s only because my a u r a  soars higher than your homeopathic 🪁, and besides, that Black Moon for Wednesday is mine, M I N E , period! Eye painted that Black Moon for Mí not Ewe.

And, Alicia Menendez, please let the record show that there are no New Moons in the month of February; none, —ni una Ali CIA.

Note to Wednesday:
armando serrano-prieto is 13 years old and he approves all of the different iterations of Addams on the screens.