³~. Ni todos los jotos son putos, como Raphael Morán y Pablo Gleason, —comprenderán, period!  †

Musita †

… and, Katty Kay 🇬🇧, never mind The Sting, nor the motherfucking Police, I’m an immigrant in Paris, because I don’t qualify to be an ex-pat, for that! For that one must have a Bostonian accent from Columbia University at SciencesPo.

An American Tragedy in Paris… more COWBELL!

—Knock, knock…
Who’s D.A.R.E.?
—Avocado
avocado who?
—Avocado Hass 🇲🇽

Only in America is an Avocado turned into a fucking mattress.

🎶 Viva, Las Vegas 🪕

… but in Manhattan, Yasmin Vossoughian just turned herself into a motherfucking Lion 🦁, Henri Matisse can’t believe it, but it’s TROU 🕳️ bitch just grew a Mane y’all!!!