Franc-Tireur nº41— Kafkaesque

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This Is… PUTIN ON THE RITZ

After the break, it’s Hitler on ICE ❄️

Los Nietos de Oriente 🧭

“I know the moment”
Season 3, EP 10
The Fly…
or how I Learned to stop worrying about The End and learned to love The Randomness of The Universe… what are the odds, Jane 💉, what are the odds, on The Radio 🤹🏻‍♀️?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /le-grand-club-de-jane-villenet -4876061

🎫🎟️🎫🎟️🎫🎟️🎫🎟️🎫🎟️🎟️🎫 🚏


Ak-choo-alh-ih-zey-shuhn, in psychology, The French (those motherfuckers) have yet to invent the ‘self’ como un verbo y no un sustantivo, but whatever one might be tempted to do, do not, Eye Say A-gain, Do Knot introduce the Gerund fraternal twinsiendo’ y ‘ando’ into la oración, lest Ewe wants a sentence.

But first, Ypirianga Navíos and Toña La Negra presentan, a su Hartista exclusiva de Banderilla Veracruz, “La Abuelita de Juanito Guanabacoa”, y porque no apuntarlo, ‘la abuelita de todo México’, doña Cata Orduñez Pérez, en:

Doña Cata comes courtesy of MOTA LIMÓN, who apparently is the undisputed “sabroso” champion of the Salsa on this dial, Eye mean, yeah—sure!!! Juanito Guanabacoa might claim that he is “el más sabroso” en FPP 106.3 fm, but he’s not, and here is why SoFy Velasco … because Doña Cata is la abuelita de todos Los Pollos Hermanos, al fin todos son bien pasados de, don Vergas.

Desorientada tu chingada madre ⚜️ señor Franco Tirador nº 41 (el hombre perfecto).

… previously on “Puros cuentos con fines culturados” Eye guess Susana may use CHALK if she wishes So.

Avoir is to have Carina in the mind of Mari…Anna

El Horizonte: the haves and the have KNOTS 🪢… Si El Norte Fuera El Sur 🧭, Ricardo, Si el Norte fuese el Sur.

Season 3, EP 9 : Kafkaesque

Lavadoras Vulgares de Liverpool presenta: I’ll Put A Drive Thru on The Dark Side of The Moon… de allí, HASTA la VEGA en el panteón de Veracruz

https ://www .clarin .com /internacional /abuela-pidio-ultimo-deseo-morir-monumento-pene-acompanar-tumba_0 _ysBE2Um6D9.html

footnotes from The Top:

Puros cuentos con fines culturados, o algo así… lo más seguro es de que por ESO los lapiceros son buenos, y a la goma con los crayones 🖍️, punto.

2016… mes de todas las Madres
Musical guest: Jesús Flores de Lys
Tema musical: Veneno para tu madre


In local News, The Olympic de Marseille assigns new Captain at the College del Bat y Can.

https ://www .euronews .com /2022/08/27 /popefrancis-creates-20-new-cardinals-who-may-choose-hissuccessor

“This trust that the Pope has placed in me is a great honour, which commits me and obliges me even more in my mission in the service of Christ.”

Jean-Marc Aveline, Archbishop of Marseille

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charged with interreligious dialogue between the cartels.

In entertainment happenings, hoy no hubo Juanito GUANABACOA en rfpp (106.3 de su internet de la Ville de Jan) Öüï only had las Meninas!!! Narrated by SoFy Velasco 🤹🏻‍♀️ y los chaparros del Topo Chico, with special guests: los enanitos toreros de Marciano Cantero.

Juanito GUANABACOA y María Félix had a baby, SoFy baptized the creature “Juana Galla”… En RFPP, Eduardo Hughes Galeano moved to Paris, mister HUGE Galeano, it turns out, according to SoFy Velasco, era una Partícula del Olympique Marseille ⚽ … Oh, La Humanité! Se acabó La Magía y ya Se Chuparón la venas Dry… ‘inches canadienses mamones.

Sponsored by Lavadoras vulgares de Liverpool.

Coming up, SoFy blows up The World Trade Center and Revisits Pinochet this coming September 11 on Aquí Somos y Allá t’Espero… A Qué Horas Sales al Pan?