Previously on: America, love it or leave it.

Deer, Cousin Joe, Eye knows, heck as a matter of fact Everybody Knows that youse just a dumb country lawyer, and isn’t that the real essence of what lawyering is all about, dumb country law? Anyhow, Eye has told you plenty of times before that Eye does not select the topics, so don’t be yapping tomorrow morning that Eye did not warned you about, IT!, in last week’s teasers about the most patriotic thing that Russia supporter can say when his inner “bear” is challenged.

Have your girls play nakid

Might as well have “your” girls play nakid’… yeah, buddy.