En Noruega, well in Norway, President Trump has vowed (by sovereign factotum*) to pardon the future prince of the proximal Queen in Oslo.

Huevos Claire à la Vain-marie… sardines are optional.

And in Paris, France, [I Swear that Öüï is not making this up] adulturers Évry where are waking up and realizing a mesurable “falta de huevos” and a flattened imperial crown 👑.

How I Learned to Love The Bomb while Working on a T-Bone Stake à la carte.

Peace Sells follows, but no-ono is buying