And, Ali Vitali… It’s easy.

In Paris, France, Maya Laque is re-claming the role of Goldie Hawn’s “Private Benjamin”, where Maya joins the Republican Guard.

Back on the MAINE land

Over on at Miller’s lattice, notably missing from the Air and Pony Show of La Marseillaise are the flying bomberos de sapeurs 🧑🏻‍🚒 and for good reason, Fontainebleau is burning 🪾… and no, Öüï cannot see the smoke rising from Milly-la-Fôret, but the smoke can see (just like all of the flying frogs over la rue de Rivoli) the Eiffel Tower from Jean Cocteau’s western-looking window.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /planete /live /2026/07/14 /en-direct-canicule-les-incendies-en-foret-de-fontainebleau-ont-parcouru-plus-de-1-900-hectares

Get off my airspace!!! Ya’ Noisy-choppers-Issy 🥸

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Bleep in the real life

Petty~ness

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