En Algún Lugar — No one wants to fight for Israel

https ://www .gannett-cdn .com /2026/03/05 /USAT /vpc-marine-removed-from-congressional-hearing

These Are My Credentials

Doppelganger express… Iguanas Ranas.

https ://www .military .com /2026/03/05 /marine-veteran-removed-senate-hearing-after-protest-over-us-policy-toward-israel

In local news, Meudon amaneció nublado and Ringo Starr’s gone country. Over at the Hillbilly Elegy section of the Appalachian jobs report it’s “The Permanently Poor”, immutable circumstances that guarantees a spot with Jesus when they die because as the Vice-president’s wife says on Christmas Day :

Kids and resilience… Parole-parole, dang on it, Marjolena, Ewe told Susana and now my CERA is hard like a crayon.

Blessed are the poor, for thiers is the kingdom of heaven ; but for now God bless Peter Thiel and the “disrupters” that gave U.S. Trump.

As Eye was saying, Niño Luc, “todas”… so don’t be naive like tonight’s Blanche 🇩🇿 Sauce, with PuBeda on the 🎙️ mic.

Issy-aussi-MEUDON, “just-like A Prayer, Eye’ll take Ewe D.A.R.E.

Y como decía Starsky :

Todas las viejas son putas, according to García Márquez’ memorias.

an Apple a day keeps The Rolling Stones away.

Im’mutable becuase Eye has prescinded all the news from the sources… coma frutas y verduras y chingue a su madre el médico.

Thanks Obama

Eye is Sirius, Marjolena… I say you will when you won’t…

🎶 Ah, Ah, HONEY, don’t

Stop with all that Bass… for the record, youse my favorite siren ; just don’t go telling Susana porque se me seca la cera.

🤠🎶 Ah, rock on George, for RINGO, one time
(Woo!)

That’s one

 

Public Radio, when done right is? … anyone?

Siruis’ly, anyone? Public Radio 📻

Long Long Road to Damas, ‘cus fuck Saul!!! That why Annie Fofie… that Be Two, Bay-beat.

C’mon Ewe guys, Public Radio???

— No, no… not pubic radius, that’s another thing, public Radio, anyone?

I know who’s going to dress like “the gimp” at La Palme d’Or, this makes 3.

Note to editors : i don’t know how i am going to do it, but each paragraph will have a corresponding snapshot and one-each cutline.

Ladies in Gemini : The United Nations 🤡 of Donald Trump

I’m, too sexy for this post.

American (U.S.) Strategy : shut up and OBEY.

Fred Christ Trump

Now before Öüï heads over to the U.N. Security (👮🏿‍♂️mall 👮🏻‍♂️) Council, Eye is going to relay to Rachel Maddow that little ol’ i has in fact seen the Kuwaiti Air Defenses hot-dog an F-15E to the ground at 500-800 meters from my post… Issy-We-were herringboneing back from an oil 🔥 field like the one at the Paris Tourism Board and/or HdV.

Ciao bella… of course one has to be French to tell the tale

 

On the menu today, it’s Paris Fashion Week (sponsored by The United Nations Security Council) with instant soupe à l’oignon (with a grant from the good people at Sant’Egidio at Saint-Merri) spiked with whiskey and a bit of lemon juice (donated by the clochards at Saint-Eustache).

… memo to Messina 🫟 it’s MOTT THE HOPPLE, but yes, Ziggy scored it. I know jack about improvisational moments and even less about jazz.