TOROS – GALLOS – CABALLOS

Cierren las puertas señores… and in the role of, « don Luis Macarena –dit– “el cojo”, villano de el Shangri-La », Willie Geist.

Plaza de Toros Versailles 

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Cultures de Cœur 🎟️

PALENQUE de l’Agora

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Rue de Longchamps

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— THE REAL HISTORY CHANNEL in REAL TIME

SNAKE ISLAND, the REAL CASTILLO DE CHAPULTEPEC.
For CONTEXT and, as a real PRODUCTO de la S.E.P. and not an OBAMA DREAMER, i grew up thinking that LOS NIÑOS HÉROES were a real THING [Sólo era cuestión de hacer algunas sencillas operaciones aritméticas para saber que algo no cuadraba cuando nos contaban la gesta heroica de los niños héroes] the same went for my U.S. History textbook with Mr. Aguirre² over at the “Inland Empire High School” in Chaffey, California³. Mr. McKraken failed me for making fun of McCarthyism on a test and RIFFin’ on The Cuban Missle Crisis test; notable on the note sent to my parental units was simply, “Lacks Attention in Class”, which to Mí transliterated to, AMERICAN HISTORY IS NOT A JAZZ partition.

³.~ https ://cjuhsd .net/
Eye was a JAGUAR, but my heart stayed in CUCAMONGA… in case Ewe ever wondered why I LOVE BUGS BUNNY, and why I personally get a HARD-On with CERF-Panthère’s star hustling.

².~ A Korean War Veteran, a great history teacher [for English As A SECOND LANGUAGE students, who were affraid to challange the teacher on his facts, my Nicaraguan buddy hated every class session, it was 1986] for the record, i spoke English at the time, but that did not matter, if your transfer credits came from a LATIN AMERICAN country you where placed on the TRACK that was just above the SPECIAL NEEDS kids curricula.

But SNAKE ISLAND, over in The Ukraine, now that was better than any Robert Redford and Robert Zimmerman COLLABORATION in BOLIVIA:

Russian NAVY:
— SURRENDER!

Ukranians guarding SNAKE ISLAND:
— FUCK YOU! … must be read in a PAUL NEWMAN voice.

Coma frutas y verduras 🙃