No apples needed and nevermind the avocado, Haass.

Where Eye comes from it’s called Mo-ron-ga, and it’s pronounced: Mo-ron-ga… this particular Cajun variation has a secret ingredient, which is a splash of red 🍇 wine vinegar, and god-damned! That there put a twang on that there dish.

And Katty Kay, one of this days Eye is going to take our conscience out for a walk.

Now i’ve never been to Canada (or Spain) but I reckon that chicks dig boudin noir, experts agree that the dish is good for a woman’s reproductive cycle Évry month, as for Mí, it’s all about the blood in that pudding.

And over at the South China Sea near the Philippines… Pablo Torre was outed as Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third personal Super Yatch butler, heck! The son-of-a-gun is wearing his gold button Yatch jacket 🧥 for todays organized grab~ass edition of the Morning Mika Show, Issy, Alabama Goddamn!

Tide roll, or some crispy pastrie like that.

Any hoot, here’s a Public Service Announcement… there’s a special place in HELL!!! —in hell, Pablo Torre, for skippers who trade in their ‘translucent’ guayabera for some “fancy-schmansie gold-buttoned blazer”… in HELL!!! Pablo Torre.