In Europe [these letters are typed directly from bed¹].
Full disclosure: our intern [today] is not even 200 lbs.
Right now, The Witt is doing the First Look…
of Syria, again.
White Helmets, civilians —and Children
are blown to smithereens.
En otras noticias [ alrededor de El Globo ] el Dólar (U.S.) cotizó a la baja en Ciudad Juárez, à: $19.41 pesos mexicanos por cada unidad de 100 centavos de un billete del tesoro americano.
SoundBite follows ↓ for the bubble ↑ up above.
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Happy Birthday Google… you are now Old Enough to Vote!!! And the doodle today, says that’s a fact! | Uso justo de los Philips; y de todos los medios por los interwebs.
In other news over at the Rockefeller Center… it’s the 1400 hr. re-hash bit. De entrada, here’s what i learned [ if anything ] from today’s show.
1. Morning Joe used to throw-up at Niclole’s Nicole’s college dorm room. Nicole was not happy that her roommate was going out with Cousin Joe [at that time].
2. Cousin Joe is obsessed with this thing called the Election Circus —and with Mika, in the South of France. Let it go Joe. Let it go.
3. “The” MSNBC pundits [after the election] are going into the headgear business².
4. Next election season, the Trump speech writers and podium strategist will be on the Mr. Rockefeller dime.
BONUS DAILY DOUBLE:
* Richard N. Haass is in no way, shape, or traceable record-form related —we repeat, IS NOT related— with the Avocado Hass [Godfather] industry in Michoacán.
** BONUS DAILY JEOPARDY:
What is the favorite snack commodity during the SuperBowls’ events in the Land of the Big, the Great, the Huge: CENTRAL Park — in America; is it, A)… Popcorn. Or is it B)… los aguacates??? Hint, the answer is closely related [ linguistically ] to a MesoAmerican balls.
Right now on ‘the’ FIP’s:
A guy named Bobby Mac Clure
is howling about how he needs a job.
But Please, we here at asegovia3 hope that is not on the TV’s.
TimeStamp: 14:30 p.m. CET
2. [This_cousin-Joe_is-a-footnote]… everyone except Willie Giest, will be getting into the headgear industry. Willy doesn’t like trucker hats, and so Willy is going [instead] into the child-go_to-sleep industry… Willy is a smart man, he drives a small car and Willy is now expanding on his publishing enterprise. Tonight in Manhattan, Willy is going to talk about his imaginary friend: Buddy… Stick around, more Crystal-Ball news are on the way. Right now it’s let me trim my beard time.
