👶🏼… and Ana Cabrona, this is what i’m talking about, Winona got a big brown beetle and she Rides it all the time.

Over at Émilia’s den, it’s “Carte Blanche” until the cows come home…

Premio 👋 Palmares…

But first, not to be outdone by Telemundo, France TV just invented “the telenovela”. Indeed, Ana Cabrona, put that pet chihuahua down, there’s plenty of leftover great dane meat from Émilia’s car jacking in El Ey.

But you better hurry Ana Cabrona, if you want it here it is, but you better hurry ‘cus Scooby is going fast, Elise Jordania is eating dog like the cannibal that she is, and you know Ewe should be glad.

Nevermind de todos modos, we now have an actual “ilLEGITimate bastard character to bring Ewe “Six Degrees of Mucho Bacon”:

Entertainment

In local news, Courtney Love, formally from Hole (it’s trou) was seen fuming from ears, nostrils, and… you get the idea, after learning that her late husband’s “drummer” corporate credit card was used not only to pay for whatever Ferrari he (Mr. Cobain’s drummer) wanted to purchase every six months, but also to pay for his bastard son’s happy meals—all those years ago.

https ://jang .com .pk /en /20381-dave-grohl-vows-to-regain-wifes-trust-after-having-illegitimate-baby-news

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