Segovia, Spain… 2023 A.D., your mother is big fat cow, now that is a Nativity scène with just TEN Theys before Nöel.

Chuy, I am your father, period.

And still to come, The Birth of Jew, followed by, I Can’t Believe That Joe Scarborough¹⁵ said That, especially after hanging up with Buzzfeed in 2016 to cancel in France, a certain guy. Turn the Page on the USA Today.

¹⁵~. That motherfucker.

Thury³ Coins, Thirty-each.

³~. Pronounced as in : Ewe Dirty, pig³²!

³²~. No Thury pigs were harmed in the making of this jam pizza 🍕… with Licorice for Club Jazz à fip, period. Hold the OLIVES.

Over at the Washington Post, Cousin Joe ups the Mötley Crüe ante and the son of a bitch pulls out the GnR and their “ILLUSION” for his own use.

Note to Mara Gay: dear Mara, nevermind Saint Ignatius de Los WaPo’s, I do not, Eye repeats… I do Knot select the programming on HBO, nor the coats that you wear, but since your blaz[er] is proper “capote red” for una corrida, I am going to have to take it off, of you, and Improvise an EsPonTaNEO en el redondel 🐂 with The Good Foot, which of course it’s BROWN, but let’s not get the good Reverend Al Sharpton all giddy on the Dance Flo’, period!

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